The lack of flying kangaroos patently proves that Darwinism is false.
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Fantastic quote, but read the rest of what blast99 is saying.
For example...
Flooper "In the beginning was the word, and the word was, 'whatever'."
blast99 "Quickly followed by 'Cor, bit dark in here.'"
Since raving anti-evolution fundies don't usually make jokes about the book of Genesis, I think it is safe to say the flying kangaroo quote is a joke taken out of context.
Why? If flying kangaroos were such a good idea, why didn't God create them?
Of all the amateur creationist arguments, these types of arguments have to be the dumbest. Essentially they ask "if evolution is true, why didn't it do a better job?" - forgetting that they've already assumed God has done the job perfectly.
Oh, well. Considering the great responses (Julian wins the Internet!), it's a pity this comment was only sarcasm after all. Poe's Law makes it so hard to keep it straight sometimes.
But I think this thread should be retained, if only to preserve Julian's awesome response!
~David D.G.
"The lack of flying kangaroos patently proves that Darwinism is false."
And the lack of sense in what you say proves Creationism is false. After all, fundies lack a brain, something God is supposed to have given you.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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