"Lets start with gays since you are all so feminine and over sensative."
Yes, let's stereotype. That gives my argument SO much more validity.
"I don't know how many of you have ever had to write a date on a piece of paper or some other document but everytime you do you acknowledge the existance of god. After all we live in 2008 A.D"
That's only proof of the fact that God-soaked idiots have guided western civilization, bub. That's not proof of a god at all. Besides, I don't live in 2008. I live in 5770. Why don't you join us in the REAL world?
"Once more to all of you uneducated loud mouth assholes out there we have a little thing in the Boy Scout organization called an Explorer Post. Now I'm gonna give you a chance to use your brains for the first time in a long time. Who do you think can join an Explorer Post............times up and I doubt you guessed that women can join the Explorer Post."
So... separate but equal? I thought the Supreme court had something to say about that...
"I'll bet not one of you god damned morons can show me anywhere in the Constitution of the United States where it says there is any kind of separation between church and state. Good luck dumb asses."
Establishment Clause - "Congress shall make no law respecting the establishment of a religion." And then, while you're at it, you can read about the myriad of supreme court cases that deal with it from the 1800s on up. Our government isn't based JUST on the Constitution, although it serves as the foundation.
and for added lulz, see the letters of Thomas Jefferson and the Treaty of Tripoli.
"Now before you go shooting that hole under your nose that you stuff with GOD only knows what you might want to do a little bit of research. It's amazing how easy it is to put all you fucking idiots in your place with just a little bit of research."
Looks like someone needs to follow their own advice...
*yawn* same stupid shit, different day.