Well since we are on the ouija "game", my 2 sisters and I played with it in high school in the basement. I knew it was wrong cuz of the knot in my stomach but we 3 dumb bells did it anyway. We have a spirit in our basement after that. I hated that basement. One time when I was down there sneaking a cigarette my little sister's doll with the moving eyelids blinked at me. Seriously. I ran out of that basement so fast I didn't care if anyone saw me. I always made someone go down there w/me after that. It is most definitely not "playing", it invites demons in and is very dangerous.
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I knew it was wrong cuz of the knot in my stomach but we 3 dumb bells did it anyway.
We have a spirit in our basement after that.
One time when I was down there sneaking a cigarette my little sister's doll with the moving eyelids blinked at me.
Well if you know the doll has moving eyelids already, why are your surprised that it blinks? That's just how they make them. It didn't become possessed because of an ouija board, they put the evil spirit in at the factory.
"One time when I was down there sneaking a cigarette my little sister's doll with the moving eyelids blinked at me. Seriously. I ran out of that basement so fast I didn't care if anyone saw me."
You sure it was just a 'cigarette'...?
There's an object lesson here: Don't watch the anime series "Rozen Maiden", whilst stoned off your tits. Or even whilst on LSD; the acid flashbacks - involving Suigintou - are lethal .
...desu~
And another thing, why's it always Ouija Boards that get evil spirits. I've never heard anyone getting an evil spirit from hungry Hungry Hippos, Scrabble, Monopoly, Candyland, Risk, Sorry, Chutes and Ladders, Chess, Checkers, Operation, Etc.
When I was young, I went down to the basement for whatever reason, and I went to plug in a light. As I did that, it felt like someone had grabbed my shoulders and shook me, but no one else was there. I ran away screaming.
When I was an adult, I learned about electricity, and I realized that my experience was an electrical shock.
Why sneak a cigarette inside the house? It's going to stink up the basement and mummy will know.
I thought I saw something move in our basement movie room yesterday evening. When I turned around and looked properly, there was nothing. As I'm not stupid, I decided that it was just an illusion of some sort, or perhaps one of the cats.
That's a bad nicotine habit.
You're of the RaptureReady crowd, You see demons in old Gilligans Island episodes, Bill Clinton stamps and Where's Waldo books.
It's not the stupid board game, it's not the doll, it's your upbringing of irrational fear. They broke you.
If I were a demonic spirit, I would do stupid things like make doll eyes move and rattle the awnings, just to fuck with gullible fuck-tools like this one, because that's the most evil thingI can think of.
“I knew it was wrong cuz of the knot in my stomach”
“We have a spirit in our basement after that.”
“ I hated that basement.”
“One time when I was down there sneaking a cigarette my little sister's doll with the moving eyelids blinked at me.”
“Seriously. I ran out of that basement so fast”
"It is most definitely not "playing", it invites demons in and is very dangerous.”
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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