[So often used as a satirical device, fundamentalists finally start to believe in Intelligent Falling]
What holds the universe from falling apart? IT'S JESUS!
"And he [Jesus] is before all things, and by him all things are consist [are held together]." Col. 1:17
Jesus is in complete control.
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