"Why would anybody come up with the idea that they came from a monkey? Who pays these scientists to study monkeys and find evidence of us coming from them. This is absurd."
Yes. It is.
"This article has showed me that lots of money goes to people who study monkeys."
I'm pretty sure that all the primatologists of the world would disagree with that. I'd guess they're extremely underfunded when compared to other fields of study.
"If humans came from a monkey and a monkey came from some bacteria that started in the ocean. How did this begin."
"If humans came from a monkey..." WRONG.
"and a monkey came from some bacteria that started in the ocean." WRONG. Strike two. (though, to be fair, you're at least in the ballpark with this one)
"How did this begin." That's abiogenesis which has nothing to do with the theory of evolution at the moment. I would guess that they'll be combined into a single theory at some point in the future but abiogenesis is barely a hypothesis at this point.
"You say the big bang. How did the big bang come to exist."
Nobody knows the impetus for the expansion of space-time as far as I'm aware. And no, you can't say "Goddidit!" either. That's a non-answer.
"You cant answer that question."
I believe I just did.
"Scientists just started their timeline at the big bang and worked their way up."
Since time is a property of the universe and the universe didn't exist prior to the Big Bang they sort of had to do it that way.
"Nothing before that."
A singularity was before that if I understand it correctly.
"Scientists chose not to believe in the Bible because it had no evidence."
Wow. What a shocker. People who spend their entire career being forced to provide evidence for essentially everything they say wont take the Bible as being absolute truth without evidence to support it. What strange people these scientists be.
"Well scientists have no evidence of anything either."
Of course they do. They just cleverly hide it in things called "books." I hear they even have a special code called "language" that they use in their "books" to hide the information with.
"Scientists can believe they came from monkeys but I belive in what the Bible says."
You can also be laughed at for such things. Congratulations.
