[in a topic about a book in which two princes marry being read in 2nd grade]
My kids (should I ever spawn them forth) won't have any part of this garbage. The school system can't force my hand in it, and I WILL take them out of homological studies (whatever you call gay classes) with force if need be. It ain't happenin' under my watch.
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Personally?
If I do have kids (given my love life, that's not likely), I might consider home-schooling them.
Not only will they avoid the controversy, they'll also avoid Dave and his kids.
I can't remember homological studies being offered anywhere in the Netherlands. So maybe America isn't quite that bad afteral, having a class to learn everything about a minority.
And was I the only one who had weird idea's when he started talking about "spawning" children? I had this little mental image about Zergling meets Alien.
Your kids (should some sad, pathetic woman ever choose to 'spawn them forth') would be better served if you were to distance yourself as much as possible from them and their education.
For example, when your 'spawn' are in third grade in Nebraska, you should be in the process of being devoured by rabid goats in Nepal.
Well, I don't know if creating new "fairy tales" (sorry about that!) is necessarily the best way to go about enhancing the consciousness of young minds, but one could do a lot worse. MedicDave, for one, seems quite determined to do as much worse as possible.
~David D.G.
come on, MedicDave, just a few more baby steps and you can have empathy. That's an emotion that we humans have.
1. you're outraged about the story about two princes.
2. you're outraged because this does not describe your view of the world and experience of love.
3. Imagine if you will a world in which these were the only stories.
4. Feels bad, huh?
5. Now imagine how gays have felt for a long, long time.
6. Your move.
"My kids (should I ever spawn them forth)"
YOU MEAN YOU HAVEN'T HAD THEM YET!!!
*gasp*
He's preventing the creation of one of God's most blahblahblahblahblah
/My kids (should I ever spawn them forth)/
What a wonderful, heartwarming way to express your desire to have children. What strong paternal instincts you must have. Don't have kids.
/won't have any part of this garbage. The school system can't force my hand in it, and I WILL take them out of homological studies/
I wasn't aware that such a class existed. Don't have kids.
/(whatever you call gay classes) with force if need be./
And I hope you get arrested for it. Don't have kids.
/It ain't happenin' under my watch./
It already has. Again, don't have kids.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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