Robert J. Antonellis #fundie christianclout.com

At Christmas time, when Christians are trying to enjoy the peace and harmony of the birth of Jesus Christ, we have been attacked, in recent years, by retailers who are part of the body of the New Goliath. After you dish out hundreds of dollars in their stores their employees are instructed to throw Excrement Pie in your face, by saying "Happy Holidays" with a sheepish grin. Or they decorate their establishment not with Chrsitmas symbols, but using the Snowflake of David as the sole decoration. So if they would like to qualify for the 1% merchant fee, they must sign the contract which will include a requirement for its employees to be trained to say "Merry Christmas!" or "Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!" in the two weeks leading up to Christmas. And if an employee should accidentally throw Excrement Pie at a member using the Christian Clout card, the Christian Clout member would receive a $25 gift certificate in the store.

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