spiderman2 #fundie newsweek.washingtonpost.com

[In response to an article calling on the US military to appoint Humanist chaplains:]


If humanists don't believe in life after death, why would they need a counselor for?

All they need is a psychologist or a psychiatrist. Or somebody to "strengthen" the lies they are living on as it crumbles in the reality of facing death.

If humanists are just hunting for jobs, the Army has lots of janitorial openings.

Before a humanist can become some sort of an adviser, he must at least know HOW SOIL TURNED INTO BRAINS. It is dangerous to our military if it would hire IDIOTS AS ADVISERS.



So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!

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