I am not trying way too hard getting pants off women because women wear them. Ladies do not.
I am not going to argue because God's Word is His Word. God says it and that settles it. No questions asked.
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Must be nice to live in a tiny, narrow box with such convenient answers for everything. Not having to think would free up a lot of time to do other things, like watch cheerleaders.
Where in the Bible does it say "women shall, around their lower halves, from the waist downward, wear a single cylinder of fabric, clothing and covering completely the area from her waist to at least partway down the thigh? Women are not to wear more than one cylinder, and men are not to wear less than two cylinders"?
I am not trying way too hard getting pants off women Finally he comes out of the closet. Took him long enough.
You're not going to argue because you don't have a leg to stand on, and you know it. If there really was a god, and they really did care about what women wore, I think you'd have more proof than a 2,000 year old book written by men.
"And God said, yea, let thy ladies wear the skirts; for verily, outdoor adventure sex is great and enjoyable for both, but thou shouldst remain as clothed as possible throughout, lest thy joy with peeping eyes be seen. I am the Lord thy God."
The Bible doesn't specifically forbid women to wear pants. It forbids cross-dressing (in the OT, which fundies conveniently claim doesn't apply anymore, but only when it comes to stuff they want to do, like eat pork). The invention of pants is probably lost in antiquity. But at the time the Bible was written, pants weren't worn by either sex. So why would the Bible forbid pants for women when they were not yet worn by men?
So, now we have a new species, the Ladies. They live in the South of the USA and are characterised by their bad adaptative choices. They also asume that there is a commandment that says "thou shalt not wear a costume that doesn´t even exist in the bronze age"
Captain Janeway: " ... We have tampons, pads, and underwear now. Are those all sinful too?"Ladies Against Women who think so. Check this out:
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0999/cotton.html
Gosh, if I had known that ladies do not wear pants, I would have stopped trying to pick up the local women, and switched to ladies.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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