Patrick Scrivener #fundie reformation.org

Darwin hated the Book of Genesis with a passion and the historical account of the Fall of Man:

To the woman he (JEHOVAH) said: "I will greatly multiply your sorrow and your conception; in pain you shall bring forth children; your desire shall be for your husband, and he shall rule over you” (Genesis 3:16).

That verse was the first great bulwark against women ruling over men, and Darwin was determined to substitute the ASCENT of man for the Fall of Man.

Darwin claimed to have found the missing link when he visited Argentina and saw the Fuegian natives with their primitive ways. As always, Darwin the dunce was dead wrong about the origin of species and wrong about the Fuegian language.

Darwin claimed to have found the missing link between monkeys and humans in Patagonia when he saw the primitive condition of the natives.

When Darwin heard them speak, he surmised that their language consisted of a few grunts.

In reality, it was more complex than English or Spanish.

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Darwin knew that in the 5000 years of recorded history, nobody had reported one species changing into another. He grew up in a rural area near farms, and he must have known that mating a horse with a jackass produces a sterile mule.

Incredibly, there are over 1,000 Unnatural History Museums throughout the world based on the myth of evolution.

Like the rotating earth fallacy, Darwinism is a pathetic attempt to overthrow the Book of Genesis.

Evolutionists stole their millions of years from our 4500-year-old Grand Canyon!!

Darwin also hated the Biblical and genetic injunction against close relatives marrying. It was the illegality of King Henry's marriage to his dead brother's wife, Catherine of Aragon, that was the catalyst for the blessed Reformation in England.

"Kissin' Cousins" Darwin hated the Biblical and genetic injunction against consanguineous marriages.

In 1839, he married his first cousin, Emma Wedgwood.

His grotesque theory pulled down the barriers that protected society from the deadly effects of incest and inbreeding.

Close relatives marrying always leads to moral and physical degeneration....Darwin the Dunce had plenty of proof of that among the ruling dynasties of Europe . . . and the fake "Jews."

Darwin needed lots of time for his bizarre theory to work and that is why fellow spy John Wesley Powell was sent to "explore" the Grand Canyon.

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Darwin the Druid also opened the door to pagan Druid cremation.

Don't let British Secret Service agent Charles Darwin make a monkey out of YOU with his science fiction evolution....If Darwin was alive at the time of fellow agent Harry Houdini . . . he would have learned how to instantly change a monkey into a man . . . and save himself the trip to Argentina!!

The Holy Bible says that the universe is only about 6,000 years old, and all the people alive today are descended from Noah and his family. Furthermore, all the geographic features of the present earth: high mountains, deep canyons, vast oceans, were formed rapidly during the year-long Flood of Noah.

St. Peter said that the Ark was a type of Christ:
For Christ also hath once suffered for our sins, the just for the unjust, that he might bring us to Elohim, being put to death in the flesh, but quickened by the Spirit: By which also he went and preached unto the spirits in prison; who formerly were disobedient, when once the longsuffering of Elohim waited in the days of Noah, while the ark was being prepared, wherein few, that is, eight souls were saved by water (I St. Peter 3:18-20).

Don't wait until it is too late to get on the Ark of safety. Heaven is a zillion times better than California and there are no spies there!!

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