I suggest that Americans get their arms to be ready to defend themselves and their own homes when they come knocking on your door, demanding your food, demanding your money, and raping your wives. The U.N. troops will be here to start patrolling the cities, the streets, the highways, and we will be under, basically, European rule.
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Yeah, just like the 100,000 Chinese cops who took all our guns away under the Clinton Administration. And that time when Bush Sr. put us under the U.N.'s "New World Order." And when Jimmy Carter destroyed America by giving back the Panama Canal. And Japan, Australia and Hawaii fell to the Communists after we left Vietnam. Then there was the time JFK put us under Papal rule. Before that, Harry Truman took orders from Moscow, and FDR made himself dictator. And so on.
Major? How the hell did this loony make Major?
I notice that the invasion of the US has been 'imminent' since at least 1999. Dude, stop waiting for us to invade. We ain't coming. You got nothing we want.
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"3. What's "European rule" and why is it so bad?"
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Haven't you got the memo? Europe is now a fascist-communist dictatorship where same-sex marriage and abortion are mandatory, private ownership of ANYTHING down to your underwear is banned and punishable by death, and where the atheistic heads of state have made Islam the state-imposed religion, as befits their religious beliefs in Materialist Naturalism, as expounded by the Church of Darwin. It's all true, I read it on Rapture Ready!!!
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I suggest that Americans get their arms to be ready to defend themselves and their own homes when they come knocking on your door, demanding your food, demanding your money, and raping your wives.
Anyone who knows anything at all about actual, genuine repressive regimes knows:
1)if you're only concerned about defending your own personal property and wait until they're actually at your door, it's far too late to do anything, and
2)by that stage, they seldom bother to knock.
The U.N. troops will be here to start patrolling the cities, the streets, the highways, and we will be under, basically, European rule.
You've not paid attention to anything outside of your own head for a long fucking time, have you?
When was the last time these idiots actually had a good look at the EU.
Most of the time the EU has trouble running itself let alone the United States.
If the EU member states were insane enough to contemplate invading the USA the matter would have been tabled and endlessly debated in the European Parliament - and the parliaments of all their member states for about a decade or so before a sort of consensus was finally reached, giving the US ample time to defend themselves.
Oh no, the Europeans will oppress us with their fine food, attractive women (and men), and socialized health care! The horror! The horror!
European rule? Really they don't have to bother conquering America. I'd happily move to any European country that needs a smart ass librarian.
More to the point, what the hell were you smoking when you wrote that?!
Oh that is just fucking great, lets further stereotype the military as bunch of psychos. I guess there is no psychological evaluation required to become a Chaplin. That has to change asap. Well, it would seem that we found another candidate for a stray jacket and heavy doses of anti-psychotic drugs.
What is even more worry some, what political connects and funding sources do these extremists have? They simply cannot be designated for the entire military of the United States by default.
Why would Europe want to take over the United States? I do not thing that any nation in Europe would want the fundies from the United States. The fundies in the United States out crazy the fundies in Europe.
Hey guys, I thing I might have stumbled upon a new use for those CIA detention centers abroad! Fundie storage anyone? All that is need is: a detention center in some out of jurisdiction’ third world nation, guards, supplies, video equipment with a satellite uplink(s) and presto! Broadcasted fundie fights! Place your bets now on either the Christian team or the Islam team. Yet, this is assuming the various denominations do not kill each other off beforehand.
Damn! My plans for world (ie USA) domination have been rumbled!
I now have to retreat to my bunker, stroke my um, cat, and cunningly plot another way to invade the USA under a shallow pretext!
"The U.N. troops will be here to start patrolling the cities, the streets, the highways, and we will be under, basically, European rule."
DO WANT! ;)
demanding your money
Oh yeah, all those soldiers from poor countries like Luxembourg, Ireland, Sweden, Austria, the Netherlands... sorry, what's that? They're all in the same GDP bracket as the US? Okay...
raping your wives
Yeah, I can only imagine that Spanish, Italian, Swedish and French soldiers would leave their "ugly, ugly women" behind to do the dirty with some toothless broads from Mississippi.
Look, get to grips with it: There's nothing you have that we want! In fact, you'd do all of us a favour if you went back to the isolationist, non interventionist policies of pre 1942. You can keep your country and everything in it. kthxbai.
Edited to add @musicalbookworm: Go and check out the UK Immigration website. You may well qualify for a highly skilled (tier 1) work visa. We could always do with some more wise-ass librarians :)
Sir,
As a medic in the Army I must say that I think you can really benefit from going to the Veterans' Administration Hospital and go to the Mental Health wing. There you will find some friendly psychiatrists that will help you with your anxieties and other problems? Okay?
I hope you get help.
*Psst* Hey everyone at CSTDT, watch out about this guy. I just Googled him and he is also making anti-semitic statements.
I didn't think that military personnel were allowed to use their affiliations to promote their own psychotic view points. Something about people thinking that it's the military in general's (military's in general?) opinion.
Besides, it makes the already whackjob Army look even crazier.
Senior Airman Power Skunk
420th Bomber Wing
Reminding you of your regs, asswipe.
I didn't think that military personnel were allowed to use their affiliations to promote their own psychotic view points. Something about people thinking that it's the military in general's (military's in general?) opinion.
Besides, it makes the already whackjob Army look even crazier.
Senior Airman Power Skunk
420th Bomber Wing
Reminding you of your regs, asswipe.
Well, if it didn't happen when Dubya was in office and fucked the entire world over, what makes you thinks it's going to happen now that we have a president who actually knows how to practice diplomacy?
I just imagined the few people who actually listened to this nutjob hiding behind their sofas and craddling their guns for the last six year, anxiously waiting for that knock on the door...
But the scary part of this quote is that there is no (ret.) after this guy's name.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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