The first thing I want you to know is this: I am not dead! I am in Heaven, yes, but I did not die to go up there. That's right, my soul and spirit are still firmly attached to my body, which is now made of a material that can live in both Heaven and on earth! (It's the same material that Jesus' body is made of.) I am just as alive and well as I was before I left earth, and maybe more so. So please don’t grieve.
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::clears throat::
"The first thing I want you to know is this: I am batshit fucking insane! I am schizophrenic, yes, but...."
If I go on, I'm going to go on a rant about my ex. Sry.
If being a Christian really did give one the ability to walk between dimensions, I would consider going back.
Of course, this is just nonsense, and the idea of Jesus being made of some kind of extradimensional material is ludicrous. After all, if he were, he wouldn't have been human. If he weren't human, then that would make his ultimate sacrifice meaningless. I'm amazed at the lengths these blind fools will go to in altering their own doctrine, while at the same time trying to uphold the idea that nothing should be taken from or added to the book.
This is why the whole Rapture thing appeals to these people. They are afraid to die. Even though they believe in an afterlife they are still terrified of dieing because they know they'll have to do it alone, afraid, and in pain.
Wasn't Jesus made of, well, people? You know the whole (creepy as hell mind you) eating of his flesh and drinking of his blood?
If he was made of divine material, did the apostles get superpowers from eating him? Were the nails used by the Romans special in some way?
Ooo, ooo, did Mary have some sort of super womb?
...Does Kryptonite hurt you?
That's one sick meme. I think "delusion" describes it pretty well. Paranoid, schizophrenic delusion.
Please, Kathy, show this letter to your peers. If they still care about you, they will get you some desperately needed medical attention.
"That's right, my soul and spirit are still firmly attached to my body, which is now made of a material that can live in both Heaven and on earth!"
Cotton candy? Mithril? Plutonium? Maple syrup? Bullshit?
At first I was like 'wtf??', then I saw it was from a left behind letter.
My reaction hasn't changed.
“So please don’t grieve.”
Grieve? Are you kidding me? All of us hated your guts and are glad you are gone. At first we thought there would at least be some cool crap to divide up at your house, but it’s all Christian crap that wouldn’t bring a dime on EBay. Where on Earth did you get this hideous furniture?
“I am not dead! I am in Heaven”
Oh, okay then. That’s nice. We’ll leave your stuff alone. By the way, your dog is crapping all over your house. We will keep feeding him.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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