Who am I?
I was born in one country, raised in another. My father was born in another country. I was not his only child. He fathered several children with numerous women.

I became very close to my mother, as my father showed no interest in me. My mother died at an early age from cancer.

Later in life, questions arose over my real name.

My birth records were sketchy and no one was able to produce a legitimate, reliable birth certificate.

I grew up practicing one faith but converted to Christianity, as it was widely accepted in my country, but

I practiced non-traditional beliefs & didn't follow Christianity, except in the public eye under scrutiny.

[It goes on like this for a while before ending:]

Who am I?

ADOLF HITLER.

WHO WERE YOU THINKING OF?

[So Obama is a genocidal fascist dictator. I see.

Cue fundies creaming their pants in ecstacy]