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Kosher Science
Posted by janoklark
What won’t kosher scientists believe?

1. Valid arguments against radiocarbon dating

2. Reams of evidence concerning giant races of humans in the past. Mass graves of giants.

3. Fossil evidence that rabbits, spiders, sloths, elephants, reptiles etc. etc. were much larger in the past

4. Dinosaurs are simply large reptiles, many of which have no known limit to lifespan or size to which they can grow.

Radiocarbon dating. OK here’s a bum. How much money does he have? Two dollars in change. Since all people are born with around ten thousand dollars and spend their money at an average rate of 200 dollars per year, he must be 50 years old.

My parents had better quality environment and food than me. Their parents had better quality evironment and food than they. My grandparents say that food gets less and less nutritious and costs more and more. Everyone in every country says there used to be fresh air, clean water, more forest, and more animals before.

Fossils show that animals before us were big and ate a lot. Every year X number of species go extinct. Every year, four languages die. IQ has been steadily falling since it was invented in the 40’s.

Therefore, the world has been evolving. Therefore, we all evolved out of wet rocks.

Science with Chinese characteristics. Kosher logic.

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