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When Donald Trump decided to recant the birther movement by saying that Barack Obama was born in America, he confirmed once again that he has realigned himself with the Illuminati. Now, it doesn't matter who gets elected anymore. At one point, we had hope. Trump had gone rogue and was shattering the established order. Today, he is giving ground everywhere including areas which were sacred. Recanting the birther movement was a slap in the face to all of his supporters. We knew that Obama wasn't qualified for the presidency, but no one had the guts to blow the whistle. That made Trump somewhat of a hero to us, especially when he knocked the Bush family out of politics once and for all.

Since the Donald has sold out his devoted followers, we are going to speak honestly about someone very special to him, his wife Melania. We haven't said much about her despite having a great deal of material from our sources (people are saying...). However, we need to put this out there and let everybody know that Melania is no ordinary Eastern European immigrant but rather an Illuminati sex slave bought and paid for in gold.

The Illuminati's most powerful members crave comfort women by the dozens, and they desperately need these encounters to be discreet. In other words, American and Western European girls will not suffice. The risk is too great that one will blow the whistle and reveal too much. On the other hand, women from Eastern Europe are a far better alternative. They grew up poor and in great need of opportunities. That is where the Illuminati comes in. The order dispatches its agents throughout the European countryside scouting for vulnerable yet attractive women. Once found, the women receive invitations to Paris or some other metro area to audition as "models". After a day in the salons and boutiques, they are brought to a meet and greet with Illuminati members. Those that agree to perform sexual acts are granted the next opportunity, Those that do not are cut and sent home. For the women that are selected, the Illuminati whisks them away while providing their families with gold and hard currency, enough to start over in a developed country.

Our source in New York reported that Melania was one of these women and that Donald Trump had selected her. At first, she was to reside in a New York penthouse and be on call for sex whenever the Donald wanted it. She could spend the rest of her time doing what she wanted as long as it did not involve sex with another man or woman. Eventually, Donald found himself increasingly attached to Melania or just really pleasured (these women are also judged on their sexual abilities). Our New York source indicated that it had to do more with the pleasure part for Trump. And in a shocking turn of events, he married his comfort girl. The Illuminati became flabbergasted at this. Illuminati members took women for wives who also had been initiated into the order, not whores bought in the Eastern European backwoods.

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