"It’s like in golf. A lot of people--I don’t want this to sound trivial--but a lot of people are switching to these really long putters, very unattractive. It’s weird. You see these great players with these really long putters, because they can’t sink three-footers anymore. And, I hate it."
And your answer to the question would be ... what again?
"I am a traditionalist. I have so many fabulous friends who happen to be gay, but I am a traditionalist."
Ah, I see. So then you also support slavery. That's a traditional value in damn near every culture on the planet.
I also suspect that one of your campaign platforms--should you actually go through with this sham--would be to attack both Mexico and Canada as warring with neighbors to acquire resources is also a tradition in most cultures.
You will also, I assume, support the idea that all women should 1) not be voting on things as running shit is traditionally a male role and 2) they should all stick to things like rearing offspring and cooking dinner as, again, traditionally this is the role of a woman in most cultures.
Though I must admit, you do at least sound like a politician when you answer a question without actually answering it and then, for some bizarre reason I can't quite figure out, the interviewer never calls you on this shit. You're just lucky I'm not doing the interview.
