[On why God wants women to wear skirts, not pants]
I would like to say something though how do you know which bathroom to go to at a public place??? the ladies is the one in the skirt...right?...
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yeah, I'm going to have to third that nomination. What a cutie pie. Somebody please save this girl - no, not like that, I mean REALLY save her.
oh my god, I just read the whole post.... Tiffany, sweetheart - if all people dressed the same, how would you tell the men and women apart? Well... maybe you haven't developed this far yet, but... they're called tits, honey.
What a great idea! Anatomically-correct (nothing vulgar, just obvious) bathroom signs would liven up the place!
Isn't God's foresight wonderful? He knew that someday we would need picture signs to tell public restrooms apart, and he decreed that women should wear skirts for that purpose.
Well, since Jesus wore a dress, along with his disciples, and all other Jews at the time, why fuss about it?
Alix Olson's take on this dilemma: "Why does the stick figure in the skirt look like she has one leg? Is that supposed to be a stork? Hmmm... one has pants, the other has a skirt... I'm wearing pants, I'll go in here!"
(btw, Alix is female)
if you dont know whether you are a woman or a man, yes i would suggest wearing a skirt to remind yourself, but seriously, you shouldnt have that problem.
For some reason, I had a mental vision of Tiffany from Rival Schools saying this.
Oh, and I think she'd better take it RRRREEEEEAAAAALLLL SLLLOOOOOWWWW OOOOORRRRRR SSSSSSHHHHHEEEE MMMMMIIIIIGGGGHHHHTTTT GGGGGEEEEETTTT CCCCCOOOONNNNFFFFUUUUUUUUSSSSSSEEEEEEEDDDDD..... :D
Jade - There are 'gender neutral' bathrooms for transgendered and intersex people? I've never seen them myself, but damn, that makes me happy. Maybe there is a God after all, and one a lot more awesome than the fundies describe.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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