Animals do a lot of strange things like the wife of a certain spider eating her husband to be fertile. No lady will try that. That animals do some things doesn't justify the fact that humans do. Being gay has always been absurd and evil and will continue to be . Peace.
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Wait til this guy sees ANGLERFISH!
I need someone to explain something to me; Some of the folks on that board state that they have no problem with homosexuals and homosexuality but they DO have a problem with being "gay", gays and...as they call it..."Gayism". Gay & Homosexual refer to the exact same thing! WHAT DO THESE GUYS MEAN?! It's like saying that you love French Fries but hate Pomme Frites!
Homosexuality in nature is nothing more than counter point to the claim that "it isn't natural". That always was dumb side argument, as your 2 first sentences show correctly.
Spiders have neither marriage nor a conscious awareness of their own fertility. Ladies are not spiders and have no reason to behave like spiders.
"That animals do some things doesn't justify the fact that humans do." well no, that would be the naturalistic fallacy, but humans are animals regardless.
"Being gay has always been absurd and evil and will continue to be ." - has what to do with women borrowing freaky fertility rituals from spiders?
Homosexuals are on the forefront of the feminist anti-masturbation movement. They enjoy anal pleasure and genital mutilation and so they support prostate milking clinics and spiked/bladed chastity devices. There is also a high correlation with pedophilia, which fits juvenile chastity cages. The homosexual agenda is a front for feminism and must also be stopped.
@ #1919610: JoJo, honey, do I need to come back here to school you? Do you need a big, strong man to take you under his wing, and gently but firmly show you the finer social graces?
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Hey, look everyone. Jerry the Troll is back
"... like the wife of a certain spider eating her husband to be fertile. No lady will try that."
Alas! How true!!
Many husbands here can surely testify to the difficulty of getting wives to eat them after 10 or 15 years of marriage...
But if no animals displayed homosexual behavior, you and all other fundies would be shouting, "IT'S TOTALLY UNNATURAL AND DOESN'T TAKE PLACE IN NATURE!!!1!" Hell, some of you already make that claim.
@bazer63
Also animals don't have "wives".
But in fundie world, they can't comprehend any living beings having the sex without being married first. It might make their head explode.
@SpukiKitty
I need someone to explain something to me; Some of the folks on that board state that they have no problem with homosexuals and homosexuality but they DO have a problem with being "gay", gays and...as they call it..."Gayism". Gay & Homosexual refer to the exact same thing! WHAT DO THESE GUYS MEAN?!
Excuse me, I speak fundie. What it means is that they don't have a problem with homosexuals because they're starting to get it through their thick skulls that it's totally natural, inborn, and something which can't be changed, but they have a major problem with actual gay people not hiding their true sexuality in the closet like good little homosexuals. For a gay person to even mention his or her sexuality in passing results in "ZOMG!! WHY DO ALL THESE GAYS KEEP SHOVING THEIR GAYNESS DOWN OUR THROATS?????" Basically it's a way for them to convince themselves that they're not homophobic because they don't hate gay people, but they throw a major fit over any public expression of homosexuality. If I had to guess, I'd say that the people who do this are seriously closeted themselves since any reminder that homosexuality exists seems to make them uncomfortable.
In the old days, they could be charged with an 'Unnatural' Crime. The fact that dogs and other animals have homosexual behaviour proves this wrong.
So the only absurd argument left is 'Oh it's icky!'
@Thomas
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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