King Crusader #fundie holyarmyofgod.com

You fool, do you know who I am? I am the world famous King Crusader!!!! You are more than welcome to fight against me, it does not mean you will win.

I will crush you, and any force that fights with you will be destroyed

My God has always existed, even before the Pagan hindu's. Do you think I care about the Hindu's??? If your a Hindu, Ill make sure that after I destroy your army, I will go to India, and kick every monkey I see

Know what your monkey God will do??? Nothing
Know what your cow God will do??? nothing


Because they are not Gods!!!!! just stupid animals


Long Live the King

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