[A poll on Rapture Ready]
Would you ever have thought a year ago in 2007, by this time in 2008 so much information would be coming out showing the antichrist kingdom has been in the works behind the scenes for so long and is so far along towards becoming reality?
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Wow, this is just like the poll they did last year:
"Would you ever have thought a year ago in 2006, by this time in 2007 so much information would be coming out showing the antichrist kingdom has been in the works behind the scenes for so long and is so far along towards becoming reality?"
And the one before that:
"Would you ever have thought a year ago in 2005, by this time in 2006 so much information would be coming out showing the antichrist kingdom has been in the works behind the scenes for so long and is so far along towards becoming reality?"
And before that...
And before that...
And before that...
"Would you ever have thought a year ago in 1705, by this time in 1706 so much information would be coming out showing the antichrist kingdom has been in the works behind the scenes for so long and is so far along towards becoming reality?"
@Paler_Face: Haven't you ever played Golden Sun? That has a multi-headed dragon, and it was made in Japan, ie. the east. Voila!
Note to self: never try to justify Rapture Ready comments ever again.
Let's be fair here...their Rapture Index does say that the annual high in 2008 is up 6 points year-on-year.
It's also methodologically unsound bullsh!t, but hey.
Would you ever have thought a year ago in 2006, by this time in 2007 so much information would be coming out showing the antichrist kingdom has been in the works behind the scenes for so long and is so far along towards becoming reality?
Would you ever have thought a year ago in 2005, by this time in 2006 so much information would be coming out showing the antichrist kingdom has been in the works behind the scenes for so long and is so far along towards becoming reality?
Would you ever have thought a year ago in 2004, by this time in 2005 so much information would be coming out showing the antichrist kingdom has been in the works behind the scenes for so long and is so far along towards becoming reality?
Would you ever have thought a year ago in 1843, by this time in 1844 so much information would be coming out showing the antichrist kingdom has been in the works behind the scenes for so long and is so far along towards becoming reality?
Would you ever have thought a year ago in 35, by this time in 36 so much information would be coming out showing the antichrist kingdom has been in the works behind the scenes for so long and is so far along towards becoming reality?
You know, I actually consider myself a bit of a conspiracy-nut, but these people are just plain mad. I talked to my dad yesterday - he's an old teacher and it seems he knows more about the specifics of the Babble than the RR dummies.
On the other hand - they're cute in their helpless stupidity.
If they are so ready for the rapture, why don't they just form a huge group and kill themselves simultaneously. Oh yeah, I forgot though, suicide is a sin. Hmmm... what a dilemma. They apparently hate their lives, yet can't follow through with the idea of putting a gun to their heads. What a waste of human life. Death is a better option for them.
i dont understand them, after the world consistently doesnt end each year for 2000 years, even though this yahushua guy was supposed to be back before his disciples died, why dont they fucking notice?
I still can't believe it, I mean, every day, news articles on Slashdot and Gizmodo about the Antichrist.
No, wait.
*double-check bookmarks*
Well, I've read some of his posts on here...
What the hell are you talking about?
Would you have ever thought a year ago in 2007, by this time in 2008 so many lies would be spread by Christians regarding people of other faiths and atheists in a vain attempt to discredit and destroy them, in the process dooming themselves to hell according to their own scripture?
Edwardo, the patron saint of douche-baggery: I've got it! They stand in a circle, point their gun to the head of the moron on their...let's say right, and pull the trigger. Boom! Murder for Jeebus! And they can even get away with it, because it's killing to send the deserving to heaven to be with Him! It all works out!
And of course they're True Christians (TM), so he'll know they're just trying to help and forgive them immediately.
:D
Would you ever have thought a year ago in 1894, 1906, 1914, 1924, 1932, 1945 ,1960, 1974, 1996, 2002, 2006, 2007 by this time in 1895, 1907, 1915, 1925, 1933, 1946 ,1961, 1975, 1997, 2003, 2007, 2008 so much information would be coming out showing the antichrist kingdom has been in the works behind the scenes for so long and is so far along towards becoming reality?
Septic Sceptic FTW! You've been really on your game lately.
Anyway how do they know about my plans for world domination? Shit, I'm having my house debugged.
Would you ever have thought a year ago in 665, by this time in 666 so much information would be coming out showing the antichrist kingdom has been in the works behind the scenes for so long and is so far along towards becoming reality? 'CUZ IT'S THE DEBBIL'S YEAR, HA HA HA!!!
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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