I don’t know why I’m doing this because you will
all deny this evidence like you deny the obvious
evidence for Jesus Christ but I’m going to try to
open your minds anyway. Much of the evidence
supporting ID involves fruit and vegetables and
I will present even more convincing and
overwhelming evidence involving chicken.
[The fruits and vegetable links were links to Ray Comfort's banana argument and another video about vegetables looking like human organs]
What do you hear when someone in the movies
tastes something foreign or something in the wild
that isn’t usually eaten? They say it tastes like
chicken! Some actor eats a lizard he says
it tastes like chicken or some other actor has a
strange foreign meal and he says it tastes like
chicken! Now, what are the chances that all
these animals should taste like chicken?
Darwinists would say that all these animals
evolved to taste like chicken just by pure chance!
But how is that possible? It’s
astronomically UNLIKELY and practically
IMPOSSIBLE! Obviously, a caring Intelligent
Designer designed these animals to taste like
chicken so that when we run out of normal food
we wouldn’t need to resort to eating bad tasting
food. God had the foresight to make many animals
taste like chicken just as He had the foresight to
make plants photosynthesize carbon dioxide and
produce oxygen so that we could breathe.
This is another nail in the coffin for evolution by
chance and more evidence for Darwinists to ignore.
You can’t keep relying on archaic 19th century
science and it’s time to embrace the reality of design
and appreciate God’s well-thought out creation.
Just think about it.
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"What do you hear when someone in the movies
tastes something foreign or something in the wild
that isn’t usually eaten? They say it tastes like
chicken! Some actor eats a lizard he says
it tastes like chicken or some other actor has a
strange foreign meal and he says it tastes like
chicken! Now, what are the chances that all
these animals should taste like chicken?"
It's just an overdone joke, okay? The whole “tastes like chicken” joke is about exotic animals that people don’t usually eat, you see, and at root it’s based on the fact that chicken is fairly bland, as is most meat from small-ish animals, and it’s just that chicken is the kind of small-ish animal we eat the most.
Given the site, I'm tempted to say that this is a satire of other creationist "arguments", but since it won't let me access the actual page...
Also: while, having been a vegetarian since the age of 5, I am admittedly not the best source of information here, I very much doubt that all foreign foods taste like chicken.
What do you hear when someone in the movies
tastes something foreign or something in the wild
that isn’t usually eaten? They say it tastes like
chicken!
Because they're lying, acting, have no taste buds. According to Captain Cook dog tastes like mutton and cat tastes like rabbit. The people in movies aren't actually eating lizard, they're eating something while acting.
I've eaten a lot of strange foods in my life. Bear tastes similar to pork if it's young, it's very gamy if it's older, to the point of being incomparable to a normal food. Eel tastes fishy, but has a texture that I really disliked. Elk and Moose have individual tastes. However farm raised Elk and Bison taste like beef. Pheasant doesn't even taste like chicken. Rough grouse does however. Wild Goose and duck are much greasier than what you would expect. I could easily do a blindfold test between domestic turkey and wild turkey. Hell when you think about it, domestic turkey doesn't even taste like chicken and they live in the same conditions eating the same stuff! I could go on, but I may start turning peoples stomachs.
Maybe you should go out and test this theory for yourself rather than believing what you see on TV.
Just think about it.
Why do the people who say this, never think?
So why don't bananas taste like chicken, shithead?
Actually, human flesh tastes like pork, according to cannibals. Maybe God did that to give us baby-eating atheists some variety.
That must really suck for people who can't or don't eat chicken for any number of reasons.
As has already been said, plain chicken doesn't really have a flavorful taste. When you go to a restaurant and order chicken, you're usually tasting a lot of spices and/or breading along with the meat. Heck, even McDonald's uses tempura batter for the nuggets. Try tasting the difference between an unseasoned chicken breast at home and an order of chicken from whatever restaurant of your choice.
To make something an image you put it in bbcode:
[ img ] www.whatever.foo/thing.jpg [ /img ]
Just like that, but without the spaces. So it would look like this:
image
In other news, it still hurts my mind that people are still amazed that out of all the different things that could have happened, everything actually did happen precisely the way we remember it. I mean, holy tautologies Batman!
-Frank
Mm. Until you've tried every single thing that's been considered food at some time or other by anyone anywhere in the world, you're argument doesn't have a leg to stand on. And further more, I've eaten some strange foods and I can safely assure you that I've never tried anything that's tasted like chicken that wasn't purposely made to taste so by a mortal chef.
Reminds me of that ad where the diplomat is offered papua (sp?) worms by an exotic-looking chieftain. After some hesitation, he eats them and says to his wife "I'll be darned - they taste just like chicken!" Later, the chieftain is at the diplomat's home and is offered chicken. After some hesitation, he eats it and says to his wife "I'll be darned - it tastes just like papua worms!"
"It is God's Will that everything taste like chicken!"
For something all powerful, you'd think he'd be able to cook up a few unique flavors. God's lazy.
Chicken meat in the 19th century had a very distinctive flavor to it, easily distinguishable from other meats.
It was only due to 20th century selective breeding for greater meat volume production that chicken meat started becoming tasteless.
But then, the same thing could be said about Ray Comfort's banana argument.
The content is fundie, but the prose is good. I feel a cognitive dissonance moment coming on....
Escargot and rattlesnake don't taste like chicken. Neither does turkey.
"You can’t keep relying on archaic 19th century
science..."
Riiiight, let's step right up to Bronze-age Goatfucker Superstition, that's so modern, like totally, you know?
Obviously, a caring Intelligent
Designer designed these animals to taste like
chicken so that when we run out of normal food
we wouldn’t need to resort to eating bad tasting
food.
Why didn't God make them taste like chocolate instead?
*SIGH* first, you only have Hollywood's word for it that these things taste like chicken, if you believe those guys it's possible to shrug off gunshot wounds and outrun explosions.
Second, assuming the cliche is true, we evolved to find certain tastes palatable, and strange reptiles, birds and small mammals would have similar chemistry with a vaguely similar taste to the bird we eat most often, so that the nearest comparison a person could come up with would be "chicken". These things might objectively taste more like pigeon or duck, but the movie audience wouldn't get that because...
Why am i even trying to answer this drivel? There is so much more to do with my life. Toodle-oo.
'Obviously, a caring Intelligent
Designer designed these animals to taste like
chicken so that when we run out of normal food
we wouldn’t need to resort to eating bad tasting
food.'
"Y'know, we originally made turkeys to be the dominant race....But we mad them too goddamn tasty." -Jesus (I think it was Penny Arcade....)
And, for the record, humans don't taste like chicken. They taste rather salty, but tender. And I'm serious. :P
Ever since creationists intvented this thing with fruits proving creation, they have been very badly damaging Christianity. They are not only making fools of themselves, but fools of the fellow believers of their own religion.
No invective... no insult... no bible quotes... reasoned argument...
Only without any reason whatsoever.
Odd. Strange. Can't be. Singularity. Paradox.
TILT
Can't brain no more.
hold on... normal food... define normal, please
I 'm pretty sure chicken is not considered normal in Africa, and before settlers came to Australia, there were no chickens.
They say it tastes like chicken because they need something "normal" (your word, not mine) to compare it to, it's human psychology you dumb peice of shit
Why doesn't god just make sure we never run out of chickens? Or better yet, why didn't he create a delicious chicken-flavored vegetable that contains a full days supply of protein, so we don't have to eat the damned chickens to begin with?
THAT'S your argument? Seems to me god ran out of flavors, not very intelligent at all if you ask me.
Now that's another nail in the coffin for creationism, only problem is: I'm running out places to put all these nails. The coffin is already COVERED in nails.
And here I was thinking that those comments about things tasting like chicken was a joke.
Nothing happens by pure chance in evolution.
Look who's relying on archaic "science", at least 19th century science beats 1st century "science".
But I rely on 21st century science, thank you very much.
I don't like chicken that much. I'd rather eat things like avocado, artichoke and eggplant, prosciutto and mozzarella. None of which tastes like chicken.
Mouse: Because you have to wonder: how do the machines know what Tastee Wheat tasted like? Maybe they got it wrong. Maybe what -I- think Tastee Wheat tasted like actually tasted like oatmeal, or tuna fish. That makes you wonder about a lot of things. You take chicken, for example: maybe they couldn't figure out what to make chicken taste like, which is why chicken tastes like everything.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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