Ok I'm gonna change the topic here from Evo. to The Big Bang Theory, I also am totally against this theory because it's just as stupid as Evo. Tell me now, how can one giant piece of rock explode into 9 perfectly round spheres? Huh, don't say gravity because that's just stupid.
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Actually, I give this guy one point in his favor for recognizing that there is a difference between biology and cosmology. That seems to be the limit of the accuracy of his understanding, however.
~David D.G.
Where did he get "one giant piece of rock" and "9 perfectly round spheres"? Was the first simply a complete misunderstanding on his or my part? (as far as I know, they think it was all the matter in the universe compacted to be smaller than a pin or something) And why 9? Is this a "Hmm, well- clearly the only thing in existence is my solar system, and there are 8 planets and one sun. So- logically it broke into that many pieces!" or is that giving him too much credit?
I took a look at his diary, where he makes a series of, ahem, "interesting" points. For instance:
"But really I'm more for the Christian view on things and how God made this universe in 7 days, well 6 but you know. God made man in his own image. So in evolutions theory, God was an ape...? I don't think so!! "
And, of course:
"Where did Giraffes come from? Did they originate from the Brontosaurus?"
*Sigh*
- Aaron
Hey "Goo with X's",
And how can anyone be that stupid after all that schooling? And how is it you make Terri Shiavo look like a genius? But I will give you this, you do know stupid. You REALLY know stupid.
There is no way I can let this post go without an award, but I've already given out a Post of the Week, Post of the Month, and Most Edjumacated Creationist.
I really think this is Post of the Month material, but by popular demand I gave Post of the Month to bar Jonah for his comment "I appreciate your recommendation, and it is intriguing, but as a pro-lifer, I cannot support an organization that is opposed to the death penalty." (http://www.fstdt.com/comments.asp?id=9116 ).
Head - desk
Repeat ad nauseum.
“Ok I'm gonna change the topic here from Evo. to The Big Bang Theory,”
While maintaining the topic of ‘I don’t understand science, so i’m ag’in’ it.’
“I also am totally against this theory because it's just as stupid as Evo.”
I’ll bet five thousand quatloos that you don’t understand either.
“Tell me now, how can one giant piece of rock explode into 9 perfectly round spheres?”
Yeah, that’s not the big bang theory.
And the planets are not perfectly round, anyway, you ignorant fuck.
“Huh, don't say gravity because that's just stupid.”
You just get dumber and dumber with every line.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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