Ok I'm gonna change the topic here from Evo. to The Big Bang Theory, I also am totally against this theory because it's just as stupid as Evo. Tell me now, how can one giant piece of rock explode into 9 perfectly round spheres? Huh, don't say gravity because that's just stupid.
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Actually, I give this guy one point in his favor for recognizing that there is a difference between biology and cosmology. That seems to be the limit of the accuracy of his understanding, however.
~David D.G.
Where did he get "one giant piece of rock" and "9 perfectly round spheres"? Was the first simply a complete misunderstanding on his or my part? (as far as I know, they think it was all the matter in the universe compacted to be smaller than a pin or something) And why 9? Is this a "Hmm, well- clearly the only thing in existence is my solar system, and there are 8 planets and one sun. So- logically it broke into that many pieces!" or is that giving him too much credit?
I took a look at his diary, where he makes a series of, ahem, "interesting" points. For instance:
"But really I'm more for the Christian view on things and how God made this universe in 7 days, well 6 but you know. God made man in his own image. So in evolutions theory, God was an ape...? I don't think so!! "
And, of course:
"Where did Giraffes come from? Did they originate from the Brontosaurus?"
*Sigh*
- Aaron
Hey "Goo with X's",
And how can anyone be that stupid after all that schooling? And how is it you make Terri Shiavo look like a genius? But I will give you this, you do know stupid. You REALLY know stupid.
There is no way I can let this post go without an award, but I've already given out a Post of the Week, Post of the Month, and Most Edjumacated Creationist.
I really think this is Post of the Month material, but by popular demand I gave Post of the Month to bar Jonah for his comment "I appreciate your recommendation, and it is intriguing, but as a pro-lifer, I cannot support an organization that is opposed to the death penalty." (http://www.fstdt.com/comments.asp?id=9116 ).
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Repeat ad nauseum.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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