[in response to a new campaign called BornDifferent]
"Dogs aren't born mooing, and people aren't born gay."
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Dogs aren't born barking either. For one, they are usually plugged with mucus, and two, it's really more of a cry or a whine.
@GigaGuess: Oh, silly, you all are just doing it for the attention! Because you're such wonderfully sick masochists who enjoy being "persecuted" just so you can get your screen time on T.V.! So that everyone can sympathize with your struggles and become just like you! They'll all be like you, and you'll be rich and they'll believe whatever you say and you can do whatever you want and no one will stop you -
Oh, wait. I'm sorry. I thought I was speaking to James Dobson and his ignorant pack of fundies. My deepest apologies. *bows contritely*
"Dogs aren't born mooing"
(please excuse the sick joke, but is relevant here):
Q: How do you turn a cat into a dog?
A: Set fire to it, and it goes 'WOOF!'
Q: How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?
A: Put it in a microwave oven, until it's Bill Withers.
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"and people aren't born gay"
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Your argument is invalid.
Anon-e-moose
"Dogs aren't born mooing"
Hey Jimmy-boy - ever hear of the breed of dog from South Africa, the Basenji?:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Basenji
'The Basenji produces an unusual yodel-like sound commonly called a "barroo", due to its unusually shaped larynx. This trait also gives the Basenji the nickname "Barkless Dog."'
But then, you'd know that - if you weren't the ignorant subhuman fundie cunt you are.
...oh yes, that's right. If you were educated enough to realise that a breed of dog existed that can't bark, then you'd also realise that sexuality is inherent in the individual from birth. Just ask Ted Faggard.
But then you wouldn't be a fundie.
PROTIP: only one species of frog actually makes the 'Ribbit' sound.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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