This pompous, arrogant "dictator" Obama and his "woman" Nancy P. will wind up as the many idiots before them...defeated and more than likely, victims of a violent death. "Those who don't read history are forced to repeat it" . These two Jerks are going down the road that countless despots before them have trod. They actually think that they can spit at God, flip Him the bird, and tell Him what HE can do with His Laws! God will let them have as much rope as they want to hang themselvs... Than, when GOD has had enough HE will crush both of them like the little worms that they are! Anyone who has an IQ above 40 should be able to see it starting to happan already! I love to see the way God works...it is NEVER in ways that we expect...it is ALWAYS gradually, and through natural means! Obama and his band in Washington will eventually destroy themselves through their self indulgences and corruption, and lack of respect for human life AND for GOD Himself....it is just a matter of time! Our Lord will use the people of this nation to clean house! Watch and see! I think the "cleanup job" is going to begin on April 15th...
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Those who don't read history are forced to repeat it
I guess Obama must have read history, then, because he's not repeating the former moron-in-chief, Bush's mistakes.
"I love to see the way God works...it is NEVER in ways that we expect...it is ALWAYS gradually, and through natural means"
Right, I mean, it's as if he didn't even exist, or something...
I love to see the way God works...it is NEVER in ways that we expect...it is ALWAYS gradually, and through natural means!
Yeah, like when you're at the craps table and you pray for a seven. Sure enough, He gives you one. But because gambling is sinful, He only does it one time out of six. Roulette is even more sinful: He'll only let you hit your number one time out of 38 (37 with a single-zero wheel).
it is NEVER in ways that we expect...it is ALWAYS gradually, and through natural means!
Why is this a poe? I've met people that talked and thought exactly this way. Whatever happens is proof that they are right.
Let me guess, when you say "IQ above 40", you mean on some kind of inverted and transposed IQ scale,
Happan? Is that some sort of bread?
Even if we accept your straw man argument, don't you think it somewhat odd that not every society that venerates your Christian god and the attendant trappings enjoys either material success or longevity?
"spit at God"
How exactly does one spit at God? I don't even think championship tobacco spitters from deep Kentucky can spit that far up in the air.
"flip Him the bird"
I think the only vice president I've ever seen flip anyone off is Dick Cheney, not even a president. And i might even be imagining that.
"tell Him what HE can do with His Laws"
I'm pretty sure that not once in any speech by Obama or Pelosi has there once been a mention of telling God what to do with god's own laws. Then again what would we know, when the big bad MSM is filtering everything to make Obama out to be a holy saint?
"will eventually destroy themselves through their self indulgences and corruption"
Like... what, precisely?
You tell 'em, Jack, that dictator thinks he can do whatever he damn well pleases, like illegally tapping our emails and phones, and "flipping the bird" at God by causing the deaths of hundreds of thousands of people so he and his buddies could make a fortune .......Oh, wait, that was the last guy...You did mean Bush, didn't you? You must feel so silly.
Oh yeah, God is going to do everything you say there Tex. As a matter of fact, I'm sure your phone bill is through the roof from all of the collect calls God makes to ask your advice. Jack, you're nothing but a fucking backwoods, inbred knuckle dragger who's opinion amounts to less than a pinch of shit.
"I love to see the way God works...it is NEVER in ways that we expect...it is ALWAYS gradually, and through natural means!"
By that argument, maybe God will spare Obama but kill you in a lighting storm. That would be pretty unexpected, although not gradual. (Why gradually anyway? Did you forget about Sodom and Gomorrah, two cities that were obliterated in a very short amount of time in your Bible?)
"I love to see the way God works...it is NEVER in ways that we expect...it is ALWAYS gradually, and through natural means!"
Maybe you were thinking of nature?
"Anyone who has an IQ above 40 should be able to see it starting to happan already!"
"it is NEVER in ways that we expect"
You see nothing contradictory between these statements? "It's so obvious that it's not going to be what we expected!!!"
" I think the "cleanup job" is going to begin on April 15th..."
I love it when "God is coming and he's gonna smack everyone who was ever mean to me" type fundies make specific timeframe predictions like this.
In other news, I'm utterly amazed that the Italian earthquake hasn't had the fundies frothing out of the woodwork with comments about ZOMG! the RAPTURE, or some bullshit about God's payback for the Romans' perecution of Christians, or being so strongly Catholic, or some other batshit lunacy.
Maybe it's the watching from outside, but Obama doesn't seem half as arrogant or pompous as the nitwit before him. And if nothing happened to HIM, I think Obama is way in the clear. At least Obama seems to be elected by the people, not by some business conglomerates.
Self indulgence and corruption, again it sounds more like Baby Bush. And who is the least respectful of human lives? The one who starts a war on some far away contry, or the one who wants to end said war as soon as possible?
A person is not a dictator and a despot just cause he doesn't rule as YOU want him to rule.
Maybe you have an IQ above 40 but it doesn't seem to be above 80. That spelling and capitalizing is deplorable. Go back to fifth grade, please. Maybe you can learn what a democracy is.
Thisisnothappaningthisisnothappaning.
When Jesus is done cleaning up his house, can he come over and help me with mine?
Today's headlines:
Judeo-christian god clearly favors UNC
Are you threatening the life of the most powerful man and the most powerful woman in the United States?
If so, someone should call the Secret Service on this guy's ass.
"it is ALWAYS gradually, and through natural means"
Guess what else works like that?
Yeah? I'm waiting for God to do anything at all. Where the hell are my horse-like locusts with human heads, women's hair, lion's teeth, and scorpion's tails?
Yeah? I'm waiting for God to do anything at all. Where the hell are my horse-like locusts with human heads, women's hair, lion's teeth, and scorpion's tails?
Than, when GOD has had enough HE will crush both of them like the little worms that they are!
Because your "god" has such a documented history of doing that right? You can't name a single person outside your little book o' fiction.
I love to see the way God works...it is NEVER in ways that we expect...it is ALWAYS gradually, and through natural means!
That's not an act of "god", that's a fucking cop-out.
Watch and see! I think the "cleanup job" is going to begin on April 15th...
Date setting.... You idiots should have realized that it only serves to discredit whatever bunk your trying to sell. You'd think that after the Millerite fiasco that you people would have learned.
Is this a veiled death threat to the president. Someone should inform the authorities.
BTW, wasn't it Texas that assassinated the last president to die in office?
""Those who don't read history are forced to repeat it"
And yet many conservatives seem to miss that
Well free will apparently. And I haven't seen them do that. Nearly as much as the religious right.
Yes, it is amazing how god works, alwasy gradually and in ways that could be explained away as if there was no god. Truly divine.
Oops you made a date. You fail. Please post on April 16th and say you were wrong, ok?
"I think the only vice president I've ever seen flip anyone off is Dick Cheney, not even a president. And i might even be imagining that."
I think he actually just told a senator: "Go fuck yourself."
The part in Spike Jones' "When the Levies Broke," when the doctor told Cheney to go fuck himself -- then had to say it louder when Cheney reacted like he couldn't believe what he had heard -- was priceless. ... And then the Secret Service chased him down.
Yes, it is amazing how god works, alwasy gradually and in ways that could be explained away as if there was no god. Truly divine.
Oops you made a date. You fail. Please post on April 16th and say you were wrong, ok?
"Those who don't read history are forced to repeat it"
Are you referring to the legalization of same-sex marriage in comparison to the civil rights movement?
"I think the "cleanup job" is going to begin on April 15th..."
(Bookmarks for 8 days later).
Obama is a Christian. He is not a despot. Unlike W, he has a decent grasp of history.
Jack is just upset that there's no longer a Texan in the white house. Because even insanity is bigger in Texas.
"I love to see the way God works...it is NEVER in ways that we expect...it is ALWAYS gradually, and through natural means!"
A fundie demonstrating once again that the real trickster figure of their mythos isn't Satan :P
Wily, like goose. Nimble, like whale. Farsighted, like mole. Balanced, like fox.
The quote is; "Those who do not learn from history and doomed to repeat it.", although I have little doubt you were doing it wrong and had to repeat the class.
Laws are made by man. God has His Will, which is all he needs, really. Don't push your inadequacies onto Him, it doesn't work and we don't buy it.
Also, whether jacking off at the idea of the downfall of Barack Obama and Nancy Pelosi or not, you are not God. Capitalising the points you were gasping at during your masturbation won't make you God, either.
IQ 80 is borderline moron. 40 is a golden retriever. Also, your spelling sucks, don't masturbate typing this, either.
You have no intelligence or perception to speak of, only the indoctrinated Fundie Vision to reimagine any event to be part of your 'fated events'. Really, dude, you sound worse than fanon Tatewaki Kuno!
It's July now. Guess you were wrong. Then again, you always are. Baka.
1)Obama and his wife are leagues ahead of W and his criminals
2)The assumption that completely evil bastards always recieve punishment despite the fact that everyone knows some old evil people living in luxury and leisure
"I love to see the way God works...it is NEVER in ways that we expect"
'NEVER' being the operative word here shitstain, as in 'never happens'. Now get the fuck out of my state, you're an embarrassment.
How did that cleanup job go? Or did you mean April 15th, 2015, perhaps...
Obama is much less of a "dictator" than the guy before him and his "woman" Condoleezza R.
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