Dick Dawkins, at the end of his newsnight interview with Jeremy Paxman said something like
“I wasn’t put on this earth to be comfortable”
This shows that he doesn’t believe in the bull manure of evolution. How could he be “put on this earth” if he evolved
So, since he doesn’t believe in that evolutionary bull manure, what does he believe (and I say believe because shred of proof there is not!!)
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Thanks to T-Devil I came across a whole list of religious figures of speech that are used by all people;
A drop in the bucket
A man after his own heart
A thorn in the flesh
All things must pass
All things to all men
As old as the hills
At his wits end
Beat swords into ploughshares
By the skin of your teeth
Fall from grace
Fight the good fight
Flesh and blood
For everything there is a season
Lamb to the slaughter
Living off the fat of the land
My cup runneth over
No rest for the wicked
O ye, of little faith
Out of the mouths of babes and sucklings
Sour grapes
The apple of his eye
The blind leading the blind
The fly in the ointment
The fruits of your loins
The powers that be
The writing is on the wall
Woe is me
An Exodus to the lakes.
The mall is a Mecca for shoppers.
Doubting Thomas
You get it? I've used the term, 'amen' after someone has spoken something I heartily agree with, does that mean I've 'slipped' and become a christian against my will or without me knowing? OF course not!
So what do you think, tha Dawkins only does his books and research to piss off the christians? He's actually a god fearin' man and he just doesn't want to admit it? Nia Pleeze.
You didn't catch a glimpse of 'the man behind the curtain' you heard a figure of speech. Relax your ass.
This nit-picking (figure of speech, Jude, I know parasitic insect eggs are not involved) only shows that of all the things Dawkins said, this wee off-hand use of a common figure of speech was the only 'fault' upon which the rabid Jude could pounce. That would be as if the only fault I could find with the bibble is that they all had funny names. THERE! proof positive that the bibble doesn't have a shred of truth in it!! (Jude, that's called sarcasm.)
Talk about desperate ...
*afterthought*
Maybe Dawkins was brought here by space aliens, that would explain his comment. Hmm? Gives you something to think about, eh, Jude?
Hey, Jude, it's called a figure of speech. We use such metaphors all the time without even noticing it. Have you ever heard of "bringing coal to Newcastle," or "paying the piper," or opening a "Pandora's box"? These are all allusions to stories or incidents, conveying a wealth of meaning in just a few words because of the underlying concepts. That doesn't mean that the person using them intends for all that underlying background to be taken as indicating his true beliefs!
Redhunter: I thought "sour grapes" was an allusion to the Aesop fable, "The Fox and the Grapes." What's up with it being included as biblical?
~David D.G.
Does he have to "believe" in anything at all? Just leave him alone. Being "put on this earth" was a figure of speech, you imbecile, and no, we are not here to be comfortable. Unless of course you want to lie to yourself like Dawkins suggested. If that's your poison then be my guest, but you're sure as hell not going to suck me into your nightmare.
One more thing: go fuck yourself.
I agree, it's a figure of speech, but it is also plainly true. He WASN'T put on earth to be comfortable, as he wasn't "put" on earth at all.
That aside, it was probably a poor choice of words since it did allow mindless Fundies a opportunity for easy misinterpretation.
The conjuncted negation/verb "wasn't" applies to both parts of the statement. It's the logical equivalent of an "either" quality. The stament has two parts: Richard Dawkins was/was not put on this Earth and Richard Dawkins positioning was not for the reason of comfort. The assumption that he denys only the first part of the statement is a logical fallacy by Jude, though partly due to Dawkins' inprecise wording.
If he was put on this earth, but not to be comortable the statement would be true.
If he was put on the moon to be comfortable it would still be true.
He was both not comfortable and not put on this earth.
The only way that statement would be a logical false is if he was put on this earth to be comfortable.
This is truly a hurculean leap of desperation to back up one's cause.
Hey I just used the word hurculean, that must mean my religion is actually ancient Roman.
Praise Apollo!
It's a metaphor, fucktard.
Kind of like when I call your thinking antediluvian , which means "dating to before the Flood".
It doesn't mean I believe for one second in the Biblical Flood. That was just another fairy tale.
~David D.G. said: Redhunter: I thought "sour grapes" was an allusion to the Aesop fable, "The Fox and the Grapes." What's up with it being included as biblical?
I dunno. That was in the list though.
Doing a bit of research I did find some chapters:
1. Jeremiah 31:29
"In those days people will no longer say, 'The fathers have eaten sour grapes, and the children's teeth are set on edge.'
Jeremiah 31:28-30 (in Context) Jeremiah 31 (Whole Chapter)
2. Jeremiah 31:30
Instead, everyone will die for his own sin; whoever eats sour grapeshis own teeth will be set on edge.
Jeremiah 31:29-31 (in Context) Jeremiah 31 (Whole Chapter)
3. Ezekiel 18:2
"What do you people mean by quoting this proverb about the land of Israel: " 'The fathers eat sour grapes, and the children's teeth are set on edge'?
Ezekiel 18:1-3 (in Context) Ezekiel 18
Huh. Must've been re-runs back in the bible days too.
It's a figure of speech, you...
...Oh, wait, this is why they take the Bible literally! They can't understand anything other than the literal meaning of a statement.
That was what we normal people (people with an IQ above 90) call a "figure of speech".
You really like the expression "bull manure" I see. Where you homeschooled on a farm?
We don't believe in facts and science, we accept them.
The ToE is one of the most proven and evidence-supported scientific theories we have so far.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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