President Yoweri Museveni appeared to add his backing earlier this month, warning youths in Kampala that he had heard that "European homosexuals are recruiting in Africa", and saying gay relationships were against God's will.
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"... and saying gay relationships were against God's will."
If that were true they wouldn't happen. At all. Ever. Period.
Or is your omnipotent deity not so omnipotent after all? Or maybe he just doesn't exist...
I hate to say it, but fuck, Africa's all ass-backwards, innit? Then again, it's not really their fault; I blame the missionaries.
Why would a homosexual man (from Europe of all places) go to a place where the AIDS rate is around 25% to find a date?
Wouldn't he stay home and just hit the chat lines? It's cheaper and less likely to end up in getting HIV.
Ahahahaha...Another president trying to pull the "our country has no gays of its own" trick, just like Iran's president did. That's right, it's allllll the Europeans' fault....You just keep tellin' yourself that, Mr. Prez.
President Yoweri Museveni...warning youths in Kampala that he had heard that...
He heard that?! Are you kidding me?! All he's got is some flimsy second-hand bullschlavic that he probably cooked up himself to justify his position? And the people of Uganda are that fucking stupid to buy into it?
I don't get this whole idea of homosexual "recruitment." I mean, no matter how much I could hear about the wonders and fun of being gay, I still wouldn't want to try it. I'm just attracted to women too much to want to switch.
I'm sure noboby could be "recruited" to be gay unless they were already gay to begin with.
I heard about this, it appears Europe doesn't have enough gays to hook up with so they go to Africa. It's called the Mandingo Project and it's one of seven major plans of the Gay Manifesto.
My last copy (473revision) was an ugly shade of green. The kinda green that makes you wanna slap someone, but I degress
Where'd you hear that shit?
WHERE IS ALL THIS RECRUITING TAKING PLACE?!?
Did I miss something? And perhaps, if you can be 'recruited' then you just ARE homosexual? If someone tried to recruit me to be a lesbian I'd say thanks but no. It's easy to do. Unless you don't want to.
I see this as part of the larger "anti-white" and "anti-imperialist" movement sweeping across Africa.
You have nut jobs like this guy and Robert Mugabe who are using Whites as scapegoats for all their countries' modern problems, rather than the blatant corruption and bigotry that are afflicting their governments.
Yeah, but storks are an abomination too. So don't worry about that God fellow, he really is as crazy as he sounds.
Recruiting them for what?
How the fuck do you "recruit" people into homosexuality? It's not like a random stranger can come up to you and say, "You know what? Having a penis shoved up your ass is the bee's knees," and you SUDDENLY have this huge craving for cock.
You're either queer, or you're not. Either way, nobody can talk you into being attracted to someone you're not attracted to. Sex doesn't work that way.
Dude, I live in Greenwich Village. You know, a place where there's actually a street sign that points to Gay Street. Yes, GAY Street. And NOBODY, I repeat, NOBODY has ever tried to recruit me into the "gay lifestyle."
But then again, Greenwich Village isn't a sprawling cesspit of corruption and poverty where the politicians are so unbelievably spineless and amoral that they scapegoat homosexuals instead of, you know, actually trying to fix the REAL problems that exist.
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