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Dance Praise is like the Secular game "Dance Dance Revolution" only with wholesome Christian songs and no Communist overtones.
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Poe, but it brings up a point. Christians, especially evangelicals, steal all of their 'cultural' identities, from secular society, and 'christianize' them, to make them theirs. Things such as christian rock, christian rap, christian rpg video games, christian tv shows (anyone ever seen 'bibleman', it' like a cheap christian rip-off of the Power Rangers), and the like. Then they bitch about how bad secular society is. They are uncreative, theives, backward ass morons, and this shows their mentality.
Now we just need to make "Dance Rock", "Dance Hip Hop", and "Dance country", along with any other genre you can think of.
Obvious Poe is obvious. -_-
Seriously though, the fact that people approve this and post it shows that fundies are seriously deranged to the point where this stuff looks like it could have come from them. Sad, really.
1. Daggers?
2. DDR =/= Communism.
3. I suspect a Poe.
4. ???
5. Profit!
OH noeS! We don't want our KIDz listening to that mind-garbling Techno MUisc!
It has electronic beats!
and we all noe dat electricity = Satan!
therefore:
DdR=sataN!
your kidZ gets PO-sessssssed whenz they playz DdR
(but not Stepmania, cuz dats awsome.)
but in the groove is double satan cuz its sux :)
I know the site's a parody, but I still can't help going to it for the pure lulz.
Also, just checked it in a while.... apparently Minecraft is a Christian game. Whut.
But they gave it five star-- crosses, at least. I guess they realize the game's too good to be bashed.
Though... still no mention of Disgaea on the site. Probably for the best.
Why don't they use the Shakers, Speakers in tonque and Snake handler sects and do this. The American Best Christian Nervous Fit contest.
"I'll be doing convulsions on the floor to AC/DC Cover of you "Shook Me All Night Long" by the Christian band MeSee/YouSee called "Jesus Shook Me" (lawsuit pending)"
Wow. Not exactly the extremely popular 'Dance With Intensity', the DDR emulator, eh?
A friend of mine has 'DWI' on his PC (so have I; although I just use the directional keys on my keyboard, otherwise with my two left feet, I'm hopeless at it!)- with heavy-duty arcade-grade pads he brought back from Japan. He's damn good at it too (just like the Asian players I've seen on DDR at the Trocadero in London).
All the tracks he has are exact duplicates you'd find on the arcade version(s). To date, Konami has yet to release a religious-themed one.
I wonder why...?
^ ^ v v < > < > B A
(*Sings *)
'Ai-yi-yi
I'm your little butterfly
Green, Black, and Blue
Making colours in the sky!'
X3
As a regular downloader at animemusicvideos.org, there's been AMV groups/individuals who have jointly collaborated in what is called the 'DDR Project', combining DDR tracks and anime (usually scenes from individual series but also a hotch-potch of scenes from a few/lots).
My favourite is this segment from DDR Project 4: "Oops I Did It Again" + one of my all-time favourite anime series...:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1DZEL8FHgU
One of the scenario's themes - immortality - would give fundies aneurysms, methinks.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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