The reality is that both God and Satan use the same methods on us, and the sooner we’re honest about this the sooner we can progress in the faith. To pretend that God doesn’t toy with us by making forbidden fruits look appealing and by lacing springs of water with poison will only lead to disillusionment and hypocrisy. God’s methods are at times so similar to Satan’s that it’s impossible to tell them apart.
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It's funny how when a particular fundy isn't posted here for some time, you completely forget about him/her, then one day Bam! god and satan are the same y'all.
Sooo, are you saying we have equal reason to worship Satan or god since the two are exactly the same?
Diehl, do you even know anymore which point you were trying to make? 'Cause I think you were soooo caught up in making god look like (even more of) an asshole that you kinda forgot what you were trying to say.
P.S.: Diehl vs His4Life! Fundie Fight!!
@Loony4Life
Isaiah 45:7: 'I form the light, and create darkness : I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things. '
Amos 3:6: 'Does the trumpet alarm sound in a city, without the people being afraid? Does evil happen to a city, and Yahweh hasn't done it? '
Wow, this is frightening blasphemy. God does act through deception (Abraham & Isaac: LYING). Loony4Life, you should pray for your arsehole : It's certainly big enough! If you do not repent of your heretical belie fs - your Paulianity (otherwise you would never behave the way you do in public here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZo1We9FJRM , least of all on the internet, and for several years now. My best friend, a C-of-E Christian - and for far longer than you - would never behave in public & on the internet the way you have. Why should he? You tell me), you might as well stick your head up your ass (if it isn't already there) and call it a day - you are heading to hell.
'Paulianity' - as what you practice - =/= Christianity. Prove me wrong. Now.
Satan's4Life, I see you are back here with your filth and heresy. Allow me to point you to a very relevant Bible verse, 1 Timothy 2:12:
"But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence."
You're not to teach anyone or to judge anyone. Bible commands for you to be in SILENCE.
You and your father, the devil, therefore stand rebuked.
Repent or Perish!
Surely Satan is an irrelevant term in this argument. If God creates good and evil ( thank you Anon-e-moose ) what need is there for Satan. Why not drop him all together. You're approaching non-dualism here Anna ,go on make the final step.....
Yes I admire your honesty too, Anna.
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@Daspletosaurus - I'll bring the beer.
@Indicible - Zoroastrianism which later affected the Gnostics with dualism and the concept of the demiurge. i.e. that the creator is the bad guy because he trapped our souls in a material plane and heaven(by whatever name) isn't what we aspire to so much as where we're trying to get back to.
"The reality is that both God and Satan use the same methods on us"
Tell me which one is the good guy again?
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Confused?
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