I instantly dismiss most science - unless I know the scientist involved has a strong faith in our Lord. Science without god is clearly wrong - that is why we need to make sure our children learn more about God than about science theorys dreamed up by athiest scientists.
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"I instantly dismiss most science..."
Of course you do, science is pro reality, whereas God is a mainstay in the realm of thumb-sucking fantasy.
Then get off the computer, stop taking medicine, stop eating processed food (or any food for that matter, since even farming relies on science for it's continuous improvement), stop driving cars, riding bicycles, wearing synthetic fabrics, living in a house, or pretty much doing anything, since just about every aspect of life has some sort of scientific connection.
*facepalm*
The father of modern computing is Alan Turing: a gay atheist.
The science that makes your computer possible is figured out by Mr. Turing, and not your god, so kindly get off the internet.
Even if it is a Poe, as others have speculated, lets be honest, this isn't really too far from the opinion of the Daily Hate anyway.
Alan Turing, the father of modern computing - gay atheist.
Bill Gates - Windows
All atheists.
There is not a computer on this planet that you can use without having an atheist to thank.
I know I've said this before on the DoctorDoom thread bellow this one but I must Copy/Paste this question here:
Have these bozos ever considered that a huge chunk of evolution-believers are also spiritual, religious folks...many of them devout, church-going Christians?
I instantly dismiss most science because I'm an idiot - unless I know the scientist involved has a strong faith in our Lord because I'm an idiot. Science without god is clearly wrong because I don't understand what science is - that is why we need to make sure our children learn more about God than about science theorys dreamed up by athiest scientists, because, as an idiot, the religious beliefs of the source effect whether a fact is a fact or not.
"I instantly dismiss most science - unless I know the scientist involved has a strong faith in our Lord. Science without god is clearly wrong"
...Col. Muriel Clean [/Kenny Everett] posted on the Daily Fail's website. Invented by Sir Tim Berners-Lee, a Unitarian Universalist. , via a computer's OS developed by either Bill Gates, an Atheist /Steve Jobs, an Atheist /Linus Torvalds, an Atheist . Via a device developed by an Atheist and a homosexual...:
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is having the last laugh.
So if 'Science without god is clearly wrong', better get rid of that computer for a start, then. [/smartarse]
@Hypersapien
Then there's the little matter of what's in that computer, and where said components were made: China/Taiwan/Japan/South Korea/Malaysia/Indonesia/Singapore/Hong Kong/Vietnam. All completely Christian countries, yessiree! [/hyper-sarcasm]
Then please dismiss the Internet and the computer, right now. The computer was invented by a homosexual, and the Internet was dreamed up by atheist scientists (maybe not all of them, but quite a few).
It's clear that your parents taught you more about God than about grammar (which might also be viewed as a science).
If science without god is wrong, then the computer you wrote that crap on cannot exist. Because, you know, it was invented by an atheist. (And a gay one at that).
I instantly dismiss those that instantly dismiss most science because it somehow conflicts with their unprovable religious beliefs. 'Because an ancient book told you so' is no reason to discount hundreds of years of provable, repeatable science.
Make sure your kids don't learn science, and that they understand that they can have fulfilling careers at any of the fast food joints. Just think of how much you'll save by not sending them to college.
Science without god is clearly wrong - that is why we need to make sure our children learn more about God than about science theorys dreamed up by athiest scientists.
God, not god, since you're using it as a proper name.
Look, you can teach your children about your god all you want. Could you at least give them a better grounding in English grammar than you've apparently had?
Make sure you "instantly dismiss" the theory of gravity the next time you're near a sheer cliff. And make sure you "instantly dismiss" atomic theory the next time you're near a nuclear reactor. All of those "theorys" are just sciencey-crap they came up with after being drunk all night. Them scientists, they have no idea what they're talking about. There's way more evidence for what happened in the bible than there is for gravity or atomic theory.
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