[From "10 Ways to Practice Purity"]
Acknowledge Jesus' presence on every date.
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As soon as she gets into my car, I point out my Wash Away Your Sins air freshener, where Jesus hangs from my rear view, keeping my car smelling godly.
This takes about two seconds, after which I immediately ask her where she wants to go eat.
Home Run For Jesus?
So when you feel that extra pair of hands groping you under your blouse, you know your boyfried called on jesus again.
GIRL ON DATE: "Does He have to ride along on every, every date we go on? He just sits in the back seat and grins at me. He's really creeping me out."
The list isn't that fundy. In fact, I liked #9:[quote]9) Put real love first. Genuine love always respects the other person. It never says, "If you love me, you'll
" Real love says instead, "Since I care about you so much, I will respect you, treat you with kindness, and never ask you to do something you know or feel is wrong."
Purity of what? Have you never lied, cheated, tricked, fooled, lured, ignored or made fun of any person, ever? Then you might, just might, be pure.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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