Every sincere Roman or Orthodox Catholic is going to split the fires of Hell wide open and scream in agony, begging for mercy from the torment, flames and tongue-gnawing pain, but God will ignore them just as they ignored His Word for a lifetime on earth. You can get mad at me all you want to, it doesn't change anything. You will still burn in Hell if you die in your sins. I'm the best friend you have right now if you're not saved, because I'm telling you the truth to try to get you saved. You can get made at me if you'd like, but you're the fool, not me. Do you want to burn forever in Hell?
A recent USA TODAY poll showed that 59% of Americans don't believe in Hell, and 74% believe in Heaven. Another poll, done by the Barna Research Group showed that 62% of Americans don't believe in a literal Devil'; but rather, think Satan is a mere symbol of evil. But, Satan has them duped! Ironically, world leaders and countless famous celebrities DO believe in Satan! Watch this Signs Of Satan video. Check out this article on the heavy-metal Satan-worshipping band, IRON MAIDEN. It's insane that the average working man denies the existence of Satan, while world leaders serve, worship and sacrifice to the Devil.
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You know, David, declaring that we're all going to be tortured for eternity for disagreeing with you isn't going to convince people to join you, because most people don't enjoy being abused. Fancy that.
"You're the fool, not me"?
Mathew 5:22 "but whosoever shall say, Thou fool, shall be in danger of hell fire."
You're the "bible believing Christian", Davey boy. So no cherry picking. Off you fuck. Any time will do.
And while we're at it, Davey boy, Matthew 16:18
"And I say also unto thee, That thou art Peter, and upon this rock I will build my church; and the gates of hell shall not prevail against it."
Peter - first Pope.
Conclusive proof that Jesus and God the Father are both Catholics. :D
And cue shit storm from "Protestant Crusader" anbd "Troll4Life" in 3... 2... 1...
I am now envisioning Putin, Castro, Obama, Elizabeth II, and the other world leaders getting down with their Iron Maiden mix tapes.
I really didn't think anybody bought the metal-band "satanism" gimmick. KIDS know it's an act.
It's well known that we're all going to hell and that approximately one person isn't. That the only person in heaven will be quite, quite insane probably won't trouble the one person, except that he'd like a few underage girls for company now and again.
For once, I checked out the original article. It's funny stuff, like Tipper Gore is back from the dead. The best part is "everything that doesn't conform to my particular interpretation of things is Satanism". Oh fundies, you make me laugh.
You can get made[sic] at me if you'd like
No Davy, that doesn't make me "made" at you, but it does make me laugh at you, however.
Check out this article on the heavy-metal Satan-worshipping band, IRON MAIDEN.
Nahhh... I'd rather watch AC/DC.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etAIpkdhU9Q
A large percentage of people want to believe things which make them feel good, regardless of the facts. Hell doesn't make them feel good, heaven does. Being cared about by a good god makes them feel good, while that god sending them to eternal torture does not.
Damn, if it weren't for the facts, I would choose not to believe in David J. Stewart.
Iron Maiden? What is this, 1984 again?
You know, maybe 59% of Americans tend to believe in a God who's not a dick and sends people to eternal torment just for being born into the wrong religion. People want to believe in things which make them feel good. Fire and brimstone is so 300 years ago.
Picking on metal again? And Iron Maiden, no less.
You know what? I feel sorry for you - so many wasted years. I mean, I'm just imagining you right now. It's two minutes to midnight and you're sitting there, wide awake, paranoid and hateful. It's a dance of death with your own mind and religion. It's a fear of the dark for adults. You're just wasting love that could have been used to make others happy, turning it into hate. It's madness - but I can play with madness , too. (I know, I kind of cheated with that one.) It's kind of sad, really - you're flying a flight of Icarus and you don't even see that the sun has already burned your wings. You're just falling, and people are just laughing. It's sad, really.
Run to the hills, run for your lives...
The protestant evangelical seething hatred for all things Catholic has always disturbed me. I think it disturbed me even when I was a protestant evangelical myself.
Of course, I don't like the Catholic Church anyways, just its rituals.
I've got bad news for David here... the Bible doesn't mention a place of eternal torment, the Bible mentions that EVERYONE will die in their sins, the Bible makes it abundantly clear that Satan is a fucking job title rather than a name...
Given that, everything you say here is false, and would be leading people astray... want to make a guess as to what the Bible says should be done with you? (pro:tip... I've got some nice handy stones here, just perfect for throwing...)
@gimel:
Maybe I'm open to correction, but the Roman Catholic Church (subject to the Pope) and the Greek / Orthodox Catholic Church (subject to the Patriarch) are both valid terms.
And Davey-boy is still a fucking heretic. :D
David, "Satan" means Opposer, and in that time, it was basically "Accuser" or "Prosecutor". His argument was always "Condemn / unrighteous".
Think of it in a court room metaphor. Satan was basically the first prosecuting attorney, in your religion.
Sorry, Iron Maiden does not literally believe in Satan anymore than they believe in any of the other mythological subjects they've sang about anyway. That song was about a dream one of the band members had (Steve Harris according to wiki), anyway.
Not to mention there are literally thousands, if not millions of Catholics and Orthodox Christians who have lived holier lifestyles than you (not that that's hard, considering David J.'s lifestyle is just hypocrisy personified) and actually lived by Biblical virtues. I don't think God would send them to hell, but you...err...
The only thing a fundy hates more than non-christians are christians who are different from themselves.
These people are ridiculous. If they weren't trying to constantly convince themselves they were superior to everyone else they wouldn't even have a religion.
Wanna know what the Catholics have going for them? They don't buy into that. They don't agree with everything other christian sects do, but they still see them as brothers and sisters in Christ. Catholicism is not without issues, but hating other christians for differences in tradition and minor variances of belief is not one of them.
"It's insane that the average working man denies the existence of Satan, while world leaders serve, worship and sacrifice to the Devil"
It's insane that someone seriously believes this but is not in a mental institution.
Don't slam Maiden in public, Dave, you run an extremely high risk of getting your ass kicked. On second thought, slam away!
The rest of this is just his typical nonsense.
@Raised by Horses:
Well, ever since his encounter with the Party Van , ol' Davey has been a bit wary of parties. Once bitten, twice shy, now it takes him a few decades to decide that a party is safe and legit ^^
Just you watch, soon he'll start going after Dungeons & Dragons :P
1) Iron Maiden are not Satanists. They, and other metal acts, use Satanic imagery for artistic effect.am a Satanist. Luciferian denomination. And even I think you're giving us too much credit. We couldn't organize a piss-up in a brewery.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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