Dear President Putin, On behalf of millions of Americans and Canadians who are concerned about the seemingly unstoppable spread of homosexuality in our countries and internationally, I wish to respectfully express my heartfelt gratitude that your nation has take a firm and unequivocal stand against this scourge by banning homosexualist propaganda in Russia. You have set an example of moral leadership that has shamed the governments of Western Europe and North America and inspired the peoples of the world. Already Lithuania, Moldova, Hungary and the Ukraine have begun to follow your principled example, and you have engendered real hope in the international pro-family movement that this destructive and degrading sexual agenda might finally begin to be brought to a halt across the globe.
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Well, Scott, if you don't like how things are done in the United States, you are free to leave to one of these states (or your apparent favourite, Uganda).
Just keep out of my country, you would like it here even less.
Why not send a copy to the president of Iran? They have done such a good job suppressing homosexuality that, allegedly, there are no gay people there. Or can you simply not bring yourself to give praise to a Middle-Eastern Muslim?
P.S. could you bring the Soviet Union back?
Yours forever, Scott Lively.
P.P.S. can we use one of your gulags for homos?
Hey. come on now, why drag the Canadians into our little stupid-fest. They've had same sex marriage since forever!
Putin? Moral leadership? This guy, who is a political thug, liar and general all around dirt bag, right? But he hates the gays, so the Lord bless him.
That's the kind of logic that allowed Hitler to ascend to national leadership in Germany
If you hate freedom of speech so much, why don't you move to Russia?
I for one find it funny that all these bigoted conservatives are having a love-fest over a commie because he banned all talk about homosexuality in public.
Amazing how little it takes to get the right supporting the very communists they keep claiming are trying to turn the US into a hellhole. I guess either their hatred of gay people is more important than defeating these insidious commies who are supposedly inimical to the US' very existence, or they never believed any of this red scare stuff to begin with and just used it to gin up support among idiots.
Anon-e-moose
Oh yeah. He's so not a model for homoerotic artist Tom of Finland; he's not gonna inflame certain sections of Russian youth in displays like this , nosiree! [/hyper-sarcasm]
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Question: Have you ever seen President Obama behaving like this? (Certainly before/after making statements like Poo-tin) If your answer is the only one possible, you've just destroyed your own argument.
"Brokeback Urals", anyone?:
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And now the clincher:
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Nope, you're soooooo not Jimmy Sa[i]vile[/i] , Vladdy-boy, nosiree! [/mega-sarcasm]
Your call.
Now, why don't you just hop on the next Aeroflot flight to Moscow, and get a room with your bumboy and member of RUMBLA Poo-tin, Scotty-boy.
Probably a Godwin, but it seems appropriate nevertheless...
What a certain CB posted to the thread. "If the shoe fits" indeed.
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Dear Scott Lively,
We will bury you.
Vlad
Perhaps Mr Lively would also like to commend Russia for its "moral leadership" in having the world's highest rate of abortions per woman of childbearing age?
It does remind of the days when I was a student of the letters written to Soviet and Eastern Bloc leaders, Enver Hoxha and Kim Il-Sung by various far-left mini-groups praising their courageous resistance to the moral turpitude of the capitalist West.
@#1585192:
Ex-KGB, yes.
Ex-member of the CPSU? Yes. Getting ahead in those days meant joining the Party.
Dyed-in-the-wool Communist? Bwahahah. No. A cursory examination of his policies would tell you that. He's a crony capitalist; he waves the flag and/or the three-bar cross when it's politically useful for him to do so.
Dear Scott Lively.
If that is moral and Godly, I want abslutely no part of it. And as a Canadian, I wish to add a personal "Go fuck yourself with a baseball bat" for speaking for me, or anyone I might know.
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Scott, didn't you ever see that Seinfeld episode where they're playing Risk? Since the fall of the Soviet Union, "it is not THE Ukraine!!!!"
Some people apparently get really offended about the word "the." It seems like they're fundy about that, too, in that part of the world.
Dear Chancellor Hitler, On behalf of millions of Americans and Canadians who are concerned about the seemingly unstoppable spread of homosexuality in our countries and internationally, I wish to respectfully express my heartfelt gratitude that your nation has take a firm and unequivocal stand against this scourge by banning homosexualist propaganda in Germany.
Scott Lively, had he been around 80 years ago...
"You have set an example of moral leadership that has shamed the governments of Western Europe and North America..."
Actually, it would be more accurate to say that the governments of Western Europe and North America are pretty ashamed of Putin.
Conservatism, the ideology of freedom, liberty, and small government, on display right here, ladies and gentlemen!
You, sir, fall lower on the moral scale than a tapeworm.
@Everyone
Despite popular belief (and, admittedly, mounting evidence to the contrary), not all anti-gay bigots are secretly stuck in the closet. Some people are just assholes.
Dear President Putin,
Although you have largely been perceived as engaging in lah-de-dah domestic matters, as well as fol-de-rol world affairs, it is good to see that you are taking a stance against what has become the single most important threat to mankind that's ever existed. It must be gratifying to retire of an evening knowing that you've saved the world from homosexuals yet again.
Yours sincerely, Scott Lively (amateur Drama Queen from a closet somewhere in the Americas)
Funny how none of those countries are particularly democratic in the first place. It's easier to impose censorship on a nation, if that nation doesn't have that many civil rights to begin with. A nation used to freedom of speech is much harder to silence.
Were you forced to mix in Canadians to get the bigoted homophobes to reach "millions", or what? Most normal people are fairly neutral towards homosexuals; they exist, so what? Which is why no democracy would ever be able to impose censorship like this.
"You have set an example of moral leadership that has shamed the governments of Western Europe and North America"
[citation needed]
And no, you do not represent the Government of the US, nor Canada, nor Mexico, nor [insert all of Western Europe countries here].
Also, all the European countries you listed? Not a single one is on the West. Beep. Try again.
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