THE DEFENDERS OF OBAMA DO NOT KNOW GOD,MAME. THEY ARE ALL ON KOOLAID THAT YOU WOULD NOT AS A CHRISTIAN UNDERSTAND. AS THEY SAY YOU OBUMMERS WAIT FOR IT! YOU TOO SHALL SEE. AND WHAT IS IT WITH THIS WOMENS NAME. NO ONE EVER HAD THE SAME NAME ON EARTH AS A TV PERSONALITY? THEY WILL SAY BUSH DID IT ANYWAY. SLIME BALLS CREATING AN ENTITLEMENT SOCIETY AND LOVING IT. YOU CAN'T FIX STUPID. HOPE THIS LADY DOES NOT SUFFER. BUT GIVE IT TIME THERE WILL NOT BEAN INTERNET FOR THOSE KOOLAID DRINKERS. WAIT FOR IT..
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No idea what this person is trying to say. If anyone's name is the same as that of a TV personality, they will say Bush was to blame? And anyone who defends Obama is creating an entitlement society, which may cause a certain unnamed lady to suffer. And all this will eventually destroy the Internet ...
Hmmm... yeh, makes perfect sense.
Let me add some context:
When stupid up there says "AND WHAT IS IT WITH THIS WOMENS NAME. NO ONE EVER HAD THE SAME NAME ON EARTH AS A TV PERSONALITY? " it refers to a story American News ran regarding a woman who was deemed unfit to live by the "Obamamcare Death Panels" and executed by firing squad.
The article was unattributed plagiarism from a spoof newspaper called "The Currant" and the woman in question was identical to one of the main characters on 1980's sitcom The Golden Girls.
When some half-sensible people debunked American News' story with some elementary Google-fu the true believers scrambled for the barest threads of contorted justification to maintain their belief that Obama was going to liquidate their grandmothers.
Obama isn't the crazed psychopath you seem to think he is.
If that's what you call socialist these days, well, then I'm a socialist. By several definitions, including American right-wing lunacy, I would be considered one anyway.
Let me guess... Marilyn doesn't really know why she hates Obama so much, but Fox News and her teabagger friends tell her that he's bad and so she complies and ironically calls anyone who doesn't hate him Kool-aid drinkers.
The funny thing is that she's so worked up over an obviously fake and satirical article.
The funny thing is is that Dorothy Zbornak wouldn't take any crap from those mythical death-squads....or at least make some hilariously snarkalicious quips before being sent to The Great Gig In The Sky!
Or her Mom, Sophia Petrillo & friend, Rose Nylund would bore the mythical death squad of doom to death with their "Picture This...Sicily..." & "Back in St. Olaf" stories (respectively)......Then Blanche Deveraux, the MILFy "Southern Belle sex-bomb will seduce the surviving firing squad guys (the hunkier ones anyway...).
It would be an epic rescue!
It took me a while to understand but I finally figured out that these morons think "entitlements," which is the term for things like Medicare and Social Security, are freebies paid for somehow with THEIR tax dollars.
The reality of course is that everyone pays into Social Security and Medicare and most of these bozos aren't making enough to pay much in taxes anyway.
The site this comes from is weirder than this comment. One commenter said it best: "I have no idea what this website is. But one good guess is that it's a psychology experiment to see how gullible people can be. Especially people on the right.
This article about death panels originally appeared on a website called The Daily Currant--a website that clearly states that all of its its stories are satire and are false."
As for the rest of the comments, it's kind of pathetic to see people wanting transplants and all sorts of extreme cancer treatments for their relatives who are too old too really have their quality of life improved - yet don't want to pay for that themselves. I'll be drinking some "koolaid" before anyone ever has to change my diaper, that's for damn sure.
YOU CAN'T FIX STUPID.
Exactly your problem.
It's possible that this makes more sense than the usual fundie drivel. There again, it might not. It's hard to say. If only I knew what it was about or even if, when translated into English, it actually means something?
Perhaps it's just a case of ape wants banana and pummels keyboard as per usual. Fascinating to animal behaviorists, but to the rest of us, not so much.
"YOU CAN'T FIX STUPID"
Well, that much is clear.
Also, please don't steal jokes from Ron White ever again.
"YOU CAN'T FIX STUPID."
Indeed.
"THE DEFENDERS OF OBAMA DO NOT KNOW GOD,MAME. THEY ARE ALL ON KOOLAID THAT YOU WOULD NOT AS A CHRISTIAN UNDERSTAND. AS THEY SAY YOU OBUMMERS WAIT FOR IT! YOU TOO SHALL SEE. AND WHAT IS IT WITH THIS WOMENS NAME. NO ONE EVER HAD THE SAME NAME ON EARTH AS A TV PERSONALITY? THEY WILL SAY BUSH DID IT ANYWAY. SLIME BALLS CREATING AN ENTITLEMENT SOCIETY AND LOVING IT. YOU CAN'T FIX STUPID. HOPE THIS LADY DOES NOT SUFFER. BUT GIVE IT TIME THERE WILL NOT BEAN INTERNET FOR THOSE KOOLAID DRINKERS. WAIT FOR IT.."
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