My favorite woman pastor is the woman who has the moral integrity to admit that what she's doing is Unbiblical, repents, and steps down from the pastorate.
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...John DEER Fan? Seriously? You don't even know how to spell the name of the company you're a fan of?
Oh, and you're a sexist asshole btw.
Except he's right. That's what the Bible teaches. No ambiguity. Women pastors ARE going against their own religion in a massive dose of cognitive dissonance.
Of course this is proof that the Bible and the rules it generates are totally wrong.
I see. I guess then you do not like Joyce Meyer, Gloria Copeland, Rexella Van Impe (she's a hoot!) and the other female preachers who are so popular right now, huh?
So, then, when Mary Magdalene was at the tomb on the first Easter morning, and Jesus told her to go and spread the word that He had risen from the dead, making her the very first Christian pastor
I put fundamentalist Christian women in the same boat as Jews for Jesus or Log Cabin Republicans. I'll never understand why anyone wants to be a part of a group that wants to persecute them.
Of course I'm sure women pastors are just cherry picking and conveniently overlooking the parts about women not opening their mouths in church or having positions of authority over a man.
Joyce Meyer (one of the few ministers I actually like and can listen to without feeling as if my brain is going to roll out of my ear), says you fail.
I do think I'd like to see one of you approach her with your concerns that she is unfit to do the job she believes her god has called her to do. It would be truly amusing to see that wicked tall Amazon flip your soggy redneck ass over a table.
Oh, you son of a bitch. My grandmother is a pastor, and she would definitely fire-and-brimstone your ass out of the congregation.
@Funnyguts and @evopagan
It was the submitter that spelled "deere" wrong. Go to the link, the fundie spells it correctly.
Doesn't change the fact that he's a sexist asshole though.
Awwwww ......
Somebodies intimidated by women in power. What's the matter, did you see your mommy tie your daddy up and spank him? Did he have to lick her 6" stilettos?
Your daddy loved every minute of it.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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