Patrick Scrivener #conspiracy reformation.org

After WWII, Britannia wanted to misrule the skies as she misruled the waves before the war.

Pioneer aviator Juan Trippe was the only man who stood in her way.

MI6 saw a moon landing as a good distraction while their spies worked feverishly to ground Pan Am.

Juan Trippe was not Spanish like Walt Disney because he was a good patriotic U.S. citizen. His only goal in life was to make air travel safe and inexpensive for every person in the world.

On May 7, 1968, Juan Trippe retired as chairman of Pan Am, and Pan Am filed for bankruptcy in 1991. It was the most successful case of industrial espionage in the entire history of the world.

To prepare for the moon landing, Walt Disney made 2 TV movies with Werner von Braun as technical director: Man in Space, and Man and the Moon.

To prepare for the moon landing, Walt Disney produced 2 TV movies in 1955 entitled Man in Space, and Man and the Moon,

Walt's technical advisor was MI6 spy Werner von Braun.

The shows looked so realistic that many people believed that they were actually real. In the Magic Kingdom, anything is possible.

On July 20, 1969, Neil Armstrong stepped on the Disney Studios moon.

This was:

ONE SMALL STEP FOR MAN...ONE GIANT LEAP FOR NSA and GCQH spying!!

Astronot Neil Armstrong was assisted in the Disney Studios by astronots Buzz Aldrin and Michael Collins. The vast savings realized by the Disney Studios landing went for the purchase of spy satellites to make NSA and GCQH spying truly catholic and universal.

Buzz Aldrin accompanied Neil Armstrong to the Walt Disney Studios moon.

Fenian Michael Collins circled the studio in Disney's Command Module.

In the Magic Kingdom . . . everything is possible.

After their heroic odyssey, the 3 astronots spoke with President Nixon while they were in "quarantine" aboard the aircraft carrier U.S.S. Hornet.

President Nixon spoke with the astronots from Apollo 11 on July 24, 1969.

After the moon landing, the astronots were quickly moved to the U.S.S. Hornet in the Pacific where they spoke with the President from an isolation chamber.

On August 13, New York City was striken with lunacy as the returning heroes were given a ticker tape parade on Broadway.

Millions greeted the moonwalkers in New York City.

Mickey Mouse was not featured in the parade and he got no credit for the moon landing!!

The only unsolved mystery is: did Walt Disney Studios use the geocentric or heliocentric model to target the moon? The difference in the trajectories is HUGE:

When targeting the moon there is a HUGE difference between the speed of the heliocentric and the geocentric moon orbits.

The only unsolved mystery is: which calculations did the Disney Studios use to target the moon?

According to the geocentric model, the moon is moving CLOCKWISE from EAST to WEST at an average speed of 27,000 km per second or 98,424 km per hour. It takes 24 hours and 50 minutes to orbit the earth.

This seems to be what an observer from earth sees every night when the moon is visible.

Mickey Mouse would certainly have to be moving very, very fast if the Disney Studios used the geocentric model.

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