[on the Hitman: Absolution nun trailer]
Come on, all this fancy shmancy words and you trying to apply your reasoning to this isn't going to change what's right and what is not.
Seriously, I mean it. Just go and watch it again, and think.
I mean, these kinds of dumbass discussion just indicate the sad state of our world. I mean, because other than whites and heterosexuals were oppressed once in the past means that now it's okay to oppress white heterosexuals, just so that they can have their payback. And now even a woman can't look pretty. Sigh.
(Nobody is oppressing white heterosexuals, That is complete and utter nonsense.
That is like Bill O'Riely complaining about Christians being persecuted in politics.]
But that's basically what it is like. Look around you; atheists are leading the war against regular, good christians. You are not allowed to even believe in God anymore, or even pray in schools! This world is slowly turning to a godless, hopeless place where all faith is being persecuted. I'm sick of our schools, insulting our children with all that monkey talk without them even explaining the other side of the argument.
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"You are not allowed to even believe in God anymore, or even pray in schools!"
You could not be more wrong. If someone doesn't believe in a god they have almost no chance of being elected into any major political office and children can pray in schools all they want.
Other people receiving the same rights you take for granted does not take away those rights from you, stupid!
White heterosexuals are still the overwhelming majority in the western world. No other group has the power to deprive you of the right to believe in whatever god you choose, to say whatever you want, to pray to whoever you want. The only thing you don't have a right to is to force others to believe like you do or pray to the deity you do, to accept whatever you say without criticism.
When people fight to gain the same rights you take for granted, they are not fighting a war AGAINST you, stupid. Many white heterosexuals realize this and are also fighting for their right to share our rights.
Telling kids the facts, rather than ancient myths, is not to insult them. Telling them fairy tales instead of facts, that is insulting. There is no other side of the argument; Lamarckism was debunked ages ago.
You are not allowed to even believe in God anymore, or even pray in schools!
When did this happen? This nonsense being spread around by crazy Christians so much that they totally believe it. I guess Goebbels was correct, repeat a lie long enough and it will become truth. They'll even make a god-awful movie about it called "Last Ounce of Courage."
You are not allowed to even believe in God anymore, or even pray in schools!
That is a lie and you are a liar.
insulting our children with all that monkey talk without them even explaining the other side of the argument.
There is no other side of the argument. Creationism (and it's bastard offspring, "intelligent design") isn't an argument. It offers no mechanism and no testable hypothesis. It simply claims that it's true because you want it to be.
You are not allowed to even believe in God anymore,
Sorry, what was that? I was listening to the President's address to the National Prayer Breakfast.
or even pray in schools!
Not been to Texas, have you?
This world is slowly turning to a godless, hopeless place where all faith is being persecuted.
Why, is someone persecuting fundie Christians to make them never shut up?
Come on atheists, its only a 20:1 fight, we can win , we have er um, oh geez they haz sticks, RUN !!!
If by monkey talk you mean the biological theory of evolution , there is no other side at a high school level.
How are whites or heterosexuals being oppressed ?
"I'm sick of our schools, insulting our children with all that monkey talk without them even explaining the other side of the argument."
Ok, for the 8,645th time, as far as science is concerned, there is no other side of the argument.
And now even a woman can't look pretty.
Fuck you. I'm not here to be your eye-candy.
You are not allowed to even believe in God anymore...
You can believe anything you want, it's just that you're more likely to be called out on it these days. If your faith is so shaky that it can't stand up to a few questions, then it's not much of a faith, is it?
...insulting our children with all that monkey talk...
Yes, it's so much more dignified to teach children that men were made from dirt and women were made from a dirt-man's rib. Then teach them that they are so inherently wicked and evil that a god-man had to be tortured and murdered in order to save them from a fiery flaming pit for all eternity, which is exactly what they deserve.
Fuck you.
"You are not allowed to even believe in God anymore, or even pray in schools!" Lissen buddy, as long as there are tests, there will be prayer in school.
The "other side of the argument" is such ridiculous twaddle that it doesn't deserve an airing before school children. I mean, we don't teach that God is pushing everyone down onto the earth as well as teaching gravity. We don't teach that the flu is caused by God being unhappy with you rather than a virus.
You are not allowed to even believe in God anymore, or even pray in schools!
What utter crock!
Believe in your middle eastern bronze age fantasy figure all you want!
Pray in school as much as you want, just don't require everyone else to do the same and pray in private! Is that so difficult?
If we're winning the war, it's only because you guys keep handing us ammunition like this.
If you don't want me to laugh at your beliefs, stop believing such ridiculous nonsense. If you really believe that "you are not allowed to even believe in God anymore," I assume you're living in a bunker.
Most "regular good" Christians happen to be nice caring people who are willing to get along with anybody who wants to get along peacefully with other people - Even if that anybody happens not to believe in any deity.
To quote Ned Flanders:
"You can't be a saint unless you live among the lepers"
And the game makers even apologized for the trailer. Note that "nuns with guns" is a stereotype that comes from the 70s exploitation films.
"You are not allowed to even believe in God anymore..."
I believe in Deity. The FBI has yet to send SWAT teams to bust into my house. But I see Deity as a feminine embodiment of All-That-Is. However, I'm surrounded by God-believers and I have yet to see the National Guard rolling in. Churches are having worship as usual. It's Sunday morning as I write this & the streets are quiet. Nope, no tanks, soldiers, ATF, FBI, CIA, DHS, or black helicopters of DOOM...no sir....
"...or even pray in schools!"
I went to one of those "heathen" Public Schools. I was a Christian at the time & I had a pocket NT that I'd read in Study Hall. I also quietly prayed. I wasn't arrested.
To quote one of your ilk in the (formerly) hallowed halls of the U.S. Capitol: YOU LIIIIE!
"You are not allowed to even believe in God anymore, or even pray in schools!"
What color is the sky in your world?
"You are not allowed to even believe in God anymore, or even pray in schools!"
Really. Really?
1st amdt. You cannot be legally forced to convert, and will always have freedom to speech and press. Really. Really?
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