Well, I'm a liberal...Hell, I'm a damn socialist....let's see...
"Ripping babies from the womb ie: partial birth abortion."
Nope. Don't support that.
"Animal rights....... but no rights for the unborn."
Wow. Apples and oranges man. By the same token I could say that conservatives support tax cuts for the rich.....but no spinning tassles on strippers.
"Homosexual marriage. I guess you don't know what happened to Rome."
Um, it ruled the known world for a millenium and brought astonishing advances in science, literature, and the arts before finally collapsing under its own weight, demonstrating that the entire Western world had come to utterly depend on it for peace, commerce, and security? Hate to break it to you, but no society lasts forever, and if we got even close to the longevity the Romans achieved, we would be pretty lucky.
"Multi-culturalism......... A nation of tribes."
You mean like America has been since the first German immigrant looked at the first English immigrant and decided not to kill the first Italian immigrant? Hell yes I'm for this, and proud of it.
"Euthanasia.....ie : Terri Shiavo"
If I'm ever like Mrs. Shaivo...please kill me. I never understood how the conservatives insisted on keeping her trapped in a suffocating shell of a dead brain rather than follow their own beliefs and let her "go home to Jesus." The mere fact that they took this stance on this case proves pretty conclusively that it was all just a political ploy.
"Pornography."
Not really for it, but I can't say I really have anything against it from a moral stance.
"Socialism"
Absolutely. Do you know what socialism is? Do you know that Jesus and the Apostles were socialists? Do you know that Christianity is essentially the worlds largest socialist organization?
"Oppressive taxation"
Nope. Not for this. But I am for fair taxation, which means corporations and the wealthy pay their share. The current conservative movement seems to exist for the sole purpose of shifting the majority of the tax burden squarely onto the shoulders of the middle class, and it is simply not true that liberals want to tax you to oblivion.
"Welfare for the able-bodies"
Nope. Don't support this. No one does.
"needle exchange programs for drug abusers"
Absolutely, because the last thing we need in this country are more people with hepatitis and HIV. Drug addicts are victims, not criminals.
"Muslims, Buddhism, Hinduism, Wiccans.....but have hatred toward Christians"
Nope. The Muslim faith pisses me off (pretty much anything misoginistic does), Hindus confuse me, Wiccans make me laugh, and Buddhists? Well, Buddhists are just too damn polite. I also have no hatred for Christians...seeing as how I am one.
"Oppose War....even if it meant our own destruction. But care more about how we are liked globally."
Nope. We oppose unnecessary, politically motivated, pointless wars of aggression based on lies and misinformation that are a blatant effort to advance partisan agendas and extend American influence over soverign nations that just happen to possess resources we desire. There is such a thing as a just war....but Iraq is not one of them.
"Global Warming.......21,000 Scientists worldwide disagree
Environmental treaties that would destroy the U.S. economy.......but exempt China. ie: The Kyoto protocol."
21,000 disagree? Can you cite that? 'Cause millions more agree. Anthromorphic climate shift acceleration is simple fact, no one with any kind of realiable reputation disputes that. And China should not be exempt from any kind of global effort. Without China it would be pointless....just like it would be pointless without the USA. Oh, and only an idiot would choose the (relatively) short term concern of a nations economy over the long term livability of the frickin' planet.
"Condoms on cucumbers....public school sex ed."
Oh, sure because not teaching teens about sex works sooooooo well....
"Obama, even after knowing his associations with known terrorists. ie: Ayers and Dorhn"
Still on the whole "Obama is a Muslim extremist thing," eh? You know, if you have to lie about someone that much, it pretty much reveals how powerless you actually are...
"But, demand any Republican be removed from office with even the slightest contact with anyone they don't approve of."
Nope. I don't support that. But the conservatives do. They have tried at every opportunity to remove liberals from offie for the most insignificant and circumstantial of situations. Whereas the liberals have declined to even seek the removal of Bush, who not only associates with scum and villainy and terrorists, but frankly qualifies as one himself. The Republicans have historically proven themselves to be far, far, far, far more willing to engage in partisan hackery than the Dems.
"Overlook voter fraud, except when it is on the other side."
So you admit to the voter fraud? Well, then, do what's right and remove Bush from office immediately.
"Fairness doctrine: Air America failed because no one wants to hear emotional whining so they want to penalize conservative talk radio and force the broadcasters to employ liberal views."
Nope, no one wants that, but is it too much to ask these conservatives to, oh, stop lieing, distorting the facts, encouraging unethical manipulation of the electoral process, taking drugs, molesting their employees, and inciting the American people to violence against Democrats? (Yes, Rush, I'm looking at you.)
"Radical Islam just because they hate George Bush."
Well, I do hate Bush....but I hate radical Islam just as much. Oh, and I hate radical Christianity, too, just for the record, as well as radical (fill-in-any-religion).
"ACLU"
Card carrying member, thank you very much. If you don't support them, it's because you don't know what they are. Stop listening to Rush and try thinking for yourself.
"NAACP"
Oh, of course. Because minorities should never form any organizations to promote their causes and rights. Because the United States has such a long history of never abusing the rights of minorities, right? Right? Oh, never mind.
"AFL-CIO"
Unions were one of the things that made this country into the great land of opportunity you claim to love so much. I can 100% guarantee that if you worked for GMAC, you would be in the AFL-CIO, too, and love it every time you cashed your 25.00/hour paycheck. And you would scream bloody murder when the conservatives hamstrung the union and allowed GMAC to move that plant to Mexico...
"Urban league"
What do you have against baseball?
"HUD"
Because homeless people give the nation that "lived-in" look.
"Trail Lawyers guild."
Because any profession you don't like should be legally prevented from forming a professional organization, right?
This guy is just a tool.