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GMG: "For years now, we've had a president who isn't white, a fact that's been an affront to white diginty. Now we might get a president who isn't a man, a fact that would be an affront to male diginty."
On a related note, isn't inbreeding still a big problem in the backwoods of Maine? I think this was written by Larry, Darryl, and Darryl.
Attack of the Atomic Flamethrowing Vaginas 2: Vagenda of Manocide
First they fought anti-Semitism, freeing a Jewish company accused of running and ruining the media from oppression! Now these firey ladies return to combat anti-feminism in politics, going after a strange church group behind a secret project codenamed "Vagenda of Manocide."
Coming July 20XX
Gulf of Maine
The shop is in Raymond, Maine. I spent a number of summers in Raymond, Maine back in the day. Heavens, this guy was just around the corner, so to speak.
The autistic Donald Fart wants to turn all real men everywhere into retards with fake intelligence so that the true human race can go extinct and subhuman right-wingers, closet-cases, inbreds and tinfoil (ass)hatters can reproduce and dominate the world like rats.
One part of that's a scientific fact.
...however, Wiggy won't win, so for the other part a case of '' II.
Vagenda, how not clever.
It's amazing how frightened these big tough gun nuts are of women. Well, no, I guess it's obvious they're frightened of nearly everything, hence Guns.
Vagenda itself would be a good name for an all girl metal band (Yeah there's more than a few) if they wrote songs against bullshit machoism it would be more suitable than these cowards unwarranted fears.
Hey you ass clowns, have you put "he man's woman hatters club" up there yet? (Spelling intentional as you know they'll probably do that.
Curious question rednecks in particular. We know there's bullet holes in most road signs and certain business ones. Anyone got pics on the more appropriate bullet holes in gun shop signs? That should be a thing. Just how many years should a gunshop sign go without being christened? Not to mention Nugent posters.
"I would rather vote for David Duke or Kent Hovind"
A subhuman and a convicted tax dodger.
Thank you for proving that Donald Fart isn't the only retard in the right-wing.
Vanilla ISIS -
told to Eat a Bag of Dicks - represent the impotence of the inferior subhuman right-wing.
I shall watch with glee your utter destruction in a couple of months. [/mega-
I'm on board with the Vagenda of Manocide band/t shirt venture.
@ Pharaoh- Chris-chan is probably the funniest thing on the web after Youtube. A cautionary tale to be sure, but still. Possibly the most hilarious train wreck I've ever seen.
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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