What's with all the damn faggot marches? Sydney, Jerusalem........?
Homosexuality is a fetish, a proclivity, a kink....nothing more. Why does it get its own parade? Why not have parades for all proclivities?
How about: a cross dressing parade; an incest parade; a bestiallity parade; a peodophile parade; adultery parade; amputation fetishist parade; S&M parade; german people who defacate on each other parade!!!!!
G-d help us. As for marching in Jerusalem, it's simply to give the finger to religious people. May the haredim hurt a few of those sodomites this year.
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An amputation fetishist parade is liable to be a bit lame, don't you think?
I'll get me coat.
(Feel free to add Heather Mills/Paul McCartney jokes).
Why pick on the gays? The Shriners have a parade ...
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Besides, if they had an adulterer's parade, half the hypocritical "God-fearing" fundies in Dickwad, Arkansas would be marching in it.
"...May the haredim hurt a few of those sodomites this year."
Are you implying that ultra-orthodox Jews are endowed with such huge penises that they hurt their partners during anal intercourse? Or is that just another of your fantasies?
'How about: a cross dressing parade; an incest parade; a bestiallity parade; a peodophile parade; adultery parade; amputation fetishist parade; S&M parade; german people who defacate on each other parade"
Why not? You can get outraged and we can laugh at you. Everybody's happy.
Sounds like fun!
Actually I think I'll skip the German scat parade, but think of all the other parades we could have!
The erotic electro stimulation parade. The foot fetish parade. The golden shower parade. The tentacle porn parade. The boobiesexual parade (very popular I expect).
Something I find incredibly funny.
These people feel that by breathing fire, and unleashing their righteous fury will make us see the error of our ways. In reality, it just eggs some of us (myself included) on. Perhaps if they'd just shut up and leave us be, we'd tone it down.
"G-d help us. As for marching in Jerusalem, it's simply to give the finger to religious people."
Ah, I might be wrong here but weren't people marching in Jerusalem because they were, er, *from* Jerusalem??
German Scheisse videos...
Dude, Cartman, is that your mom?
Mr. Saturday:
"Parades for kinks of all sorts! I like it! I will be in charge of planning the pudgy girl parade!"
Hell yeah! Give me a BBW parade, or give me death! Well, not death... Maybe just a black eye. But still, give me BBW NAO!
"german people who defecate on each other parade!!!!!"????? Gee, everybody thinks of one of those when they think of sex parades, don't they(ugh!!!)???? The fact that you even mention this kink tells me more about your sex life and fantasies than I could possibly want to know. UGH!!!
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Betcha rubbed one off thinking of all those half naked guys riding down that street in that desert heat.
You do those copy paste temper tantrums out of a deep seated self loathing because you just can't stop thinking about dick, don't you. Don't worry. You'll find someone who'll answer your little Republican Tap-Dance mating call in the next stall.
I have those two words for you again: fuck you.
Oh wait, not those two. What I meant to say was: consenting adults.
An amputation fetishist parade? Don't you mean an amputee fetishist? I suppose there are people who like to see limbs hacked off for sexual pleasure but could you round up enough of those guys in the light of day?
Either way, I'd like to see an amputee parade.
Fish:
Yeah, but we want the sex parade. C'mon. Come and watch, and you can have your regular parade the day after. We've even got a twofer coupon with the police department for traffic details.
I'll let you ride on the nerdy redhead float...
DFT, that's an awfully wide stance there, and why are you tapping your... oh. Never mind. Dude, there's an adult bookstore right down the street. Why you gotta do this right here in the FSTDT men's room? They don't even have a condom machine in here...
I propose a Schoolgirl Uniform Fetish Parade. Hell, two parades, one of Catholic schoolgirls, one of girls in Japanese sailor-fuku, starting on opposite ends of town and meeting in town square.
Homosexuality is a fetish, a proclivity, a kink....nothing more.
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You first, honey.
Homosexuality is an orientation, not a fetish or a kink. You may be jealous of their fabulous parades, newman, but that's no excuse to throw a hissy.
"How about: a cross dressing parade; an incest parade; a bestiallity parade; a peodophile parade; adultery parade; amputation fetishist parade; S&M parade; german people who defacate on each other parade!!!!!"
GREAT IDEA!! I LOVE A PARADE!!!
Sometime my sister, she show her vazhïn to my brother Bilo and say "You will never get this you will never get it la la la la la la." He behind his cage. He cries, he cries and everybody laughs. She goes "You never get this." But one time he break cage and he "get this" and then we all laugh. High five! incest march!
Ian beat me to it.
Perhaps newman should organize a parade of ignorant, hate-filled Jew homophobes like himself. I suggest Tehran.
There *are* S&M and crossdressing parades...
As for the German shit parade, we already had one. It was called World War II.
What about people into Futa? or Guro? or both? Would you actually think anyone would allow a parade that's about those Futa having their heads impaled on their cocks just as they're about to shoot their load or something?(I'm making this up but I don't mind either of them,just not to extremes. I don't judge others so I'm sure you wouldn't judge me.)
*Sigh*
We keep ramming our heads into walls to explain it...
A "pride" parade is so named not because they're proud to be gay, but because they are rebelling against the primeval notion that they should be ashamed of being gay. This is why there are no straight pride parades--because nobody, in the history of anything anywhere--has ever said it was a sin or an abomination to be straight.
Second point, being gay is not the same as being into leather. A leather fetishist is only a leather fetishist when their alone or with someone they trust and possibly love. A gay person is gay all the time. There is no time in their life when they are not gay.
Third point, informed consent. Two magic words that you seem to consistently forget. Being gay, like being straight, requires consent. So, homosexuality is not the same thing as paedophilia or bestiality.
Fourth point, good on Jerusalem. Didn't think they had it in them to move into the 21st Century and abandon some of their hangups.
Fifth point, you're a horrible human being. Especially for reminding me that scheisse porn exists. Egh.
Again, where does this "German porn is all about scat" thing come from? I am German, I watch porn, I have never seen scat porn.
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