"It would appear that the militant queers have competition for the most outrageous, repulsive 'parade' in the Big Rotten Apple."
With all the crazy shit that goes down in any given city on any given day, you have to worry about the sidewalk acts?
"How about a Christian Day parade?"
Sure, you can showcase all of your crazy beliefs. I can see it now:
A boatload of dead animals all crammed into an impossibly small space.
An Exorcist float, with a figure of a little girl in a bouncing bed, spewing pea soup like a lawn sprinkler.
A Jehova balloon, being towed by Satan wearing a collar and leash, with the motto: "Do as I say, Bitch!"
And of course, the ever-popular beat-to-shit Jesus dragging a cross from the Mel Gibson snuff film.
"Or a Conservative Day parade?"
What would that even look like? Brownshirts?
"How about nuking that urban cesspool?"
Treason. I hope that got you on a watch list.
