"Trusting Americans are sending their children off to the public school systems totally unaware that radicals are indoctrinating them with anti-American, anti-capitalism, and anti-God agendas.
We need to wake up because our children's heart and souls are at risk. It's horrifying to think that America has come to this point, but we must face the truth -- there are dark forces at work in the public schools."
(*Switches to Doug Piranha mode*)
Yeah. It's horrifying to think that - whilst your precious fundie spawnlings are being given the righteous Bible-only based education (one word: Madrassas) - there are young people in the anti-American, anti-Capitalist (snerk! Who beat you at your own Capitalism game), & anti-God Peoples Republic of China, who - in that country's nasty, ebil, heathen colleges & universities - are learning, nay, researching into new gene-based therapies & cures for all manner of medical ailments, new methods of generating clean, nay, free energy, and making the home Quantum Computer more & more a reality; when existing secular colleges & universities in your own country are struggling to ensure that your country stays one step ahead of the competition in scientific R&D.
...but hey, you want your beloved USA to be inferior to China, far be it from me - here in the UK - to stop your generation being educationally hamstrung by religion.
And remember: it's 'Would you like fries with that?' which is the keyword when your child graduates from 'hoemskule'.
PROTIP: Remember we Brits, how we used to rule the world, re. our Empire? But the rest of the world caught up, technologically. To our cost. That's how it was with your country. How it became the No.1 technologically. But as with our Empire, (as per the Roman Empire, Ottoman Empire, Third Reich & USSR), all great powers fall. No Exceptions.
And then - when you least expect it - you'll learn a new concept, fundie Americans: Humility. No longer being the ruler of the roost. Being inferior. Thus not for nothing do I say I for one welcome our new Chinese overlords.
No, Debra, you are the dark forces at work.
And then her & her ilk's children were burger-flipping zombies.