Kent Hovind is an unfortunate man who has become a victim of Satan's greatest weapon...the law
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So you feel sorry for 'Dick-Drainer' Kent? The best bitch in C Block?
If I feel sorry for him, I'll send him a 1040 form and he can learn how to fill it out. Or for a quick handjob, his husband Nailz can show him how.
"Kent Hovind is an unfortunate man who has become a victim of Satan's greatest weapon...the law."
(Romans 13:1)
"Let every soul be subject unto the higher powers. For there is no power but of God: the powers that be are ordained of God."
Wait a tick. Let's pause a moment to make sure I understand you. Are you suggesting that God supports Satan's actions ; that Satan is using law against us, at the request of God?
"...who has become a victim of Satan's greatest weapon...the law."
Laws like #8: Thou shall not steal, and #9 Thou shall not bear false witness?
I knew it! God is Satan!
Good. Tell all your fundie friends that obeying the law is obeying Satan. There'll be nobody left in public to stuff shit in our science classes. (Pardon my language.)
Also, I thought we were the ones who hate America. If you believe its laws are of Satan, doesn't that mean you hate America?
He fought the law and the . . . law won!
He fought the law and the . . . law won!
He needed money cos he . . . had none!
He fought the law and the . . . law won!
He fought the law and the . . . law won!
But seriously, come on. It's like Hovind is object of some demented hero worship or something. Hail to the latter day Martyrs!
Kent Hovind is an unfortunate man who has become a victim of Satan's greatest weapon...the law
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
The law is the work of teh debil!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
How fucking insane can people be and still be allowed to live in society?
WHAT. The law is evil now? Funny how anything that you disagree with is automatically Satan's weapon. You're okay with the law when it's on the side of Christians. By the way, when a person breaks the law, they go to jail. Although I have some issues how people spend more time in prison for breaking tax laws than murder or child molesting (i.e. Karla Homolka), Kent Hovind still broke the law, so accept it.
Um... isn't it in Romans that it's said that the laws and those who govern are put there by God and to work against them is to work against God? So I guess you just proved that you and Kent are, indeed, Satanists because you work against the laws and leaders which God has ordained.
Congratulations!
I am just going to have to report you, Ryan, to the House Un-american Thought Process Committee. Truly, ole boy, can you work real hard now and come up with something else to say that is even dumber? OK, Ok, I knew you couldn't. Jest go home and rest. Thought is too mcuh stress for some of us.
Kent Hovind is a convicted tax fraud. He's doing hard time as a result. You'd expect no less justice meted out against anyone else who defrauded the IRS. You fundies certainly like to congregate outside prisons whenever someone's due to be executed.
I take comfort in the fact he's getting assraped by Bubba every night. I can but imagine his screams every night as his cellmate savagely cornholes him. Ah, such exquisite music!
'FreeHovind with every five gallons! Press his bum - he screams! Breaks the ice at parties!' (batteries not included)
@Thinking Allowed
"That's why he sits in jail"
"sits"
Or not, as the case may be (see above). Or not without the aid of a pile cushion! >:D
How the fjoerk is law satanic?
What's the first thing that ALL, repeat, ALL, the prophets of the Abrahamic religions did but impose laws?
This is one of those rare occasions that I laugh so hard I nearly piss myself. Ryan, son, you might get somewhere if you try sticking your head up your own ass, rather than someone else's, especially a pathetic dick like hovind.
Yeah! That stupid law, always being used to persecute Christians by Satan! Except, of course, when it happens to agree with us.
Free Hovind?
How do I claim mine?
Confused?
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