Chuck Yeagers eyesight was rated at 20/10, thats one hell of a deformity he had there.
I want a deformity like that.
Now idjut, lets take a look at Cain....
4:5 But unto Cain and to his offering he had not respect. And Cain was very wroth, and his countenance fell.
Why? Was Cain told that farming was evil? The law didn't exist yet (hence him fucking his sister not a sin) so it wasn't for giving the wrong offering. God was just being his usual moody bastard.
4:7 If thou doest well, shalt thou not be accepted? and if thou doest not well, sin lieth at the door. And unto thee shall be his desire, and thou shalt rule over him.
This is what God said to Cain, again, doesn't tell him what he did "not well" just that he's not the favourite. Kinda sucks for your kind when you get to heaven. What if you're not Gods favourite?
4:14 Behold, thou hast driven me out this day from the face of the earth; and from thy face shall I be hid; and I shall be a fugitive and a vagabond in the earth; and it shall come to pass, that every one that findeth me shall slay me.
Who are these people who are going to find him? There's only two other people on earth. Surely your God could tell mommy and daddy to leave Cain alone.
4:16 And Cain went out from the presence of the LORD, and dwelt in the land of Nod, on the east of Eden.
4:17 And Cain knew his wife; and she conceived, and bare Enoch: and he builded a city, and called the name of the city, after the name of his son, Enoch.
Really sounds like he got his wife from Nod.
4:19 And Lamech took unto him two wives: the name of the one was Adah, and the name of the other Zillah.
Just how many of these mystery girls was poor Eve popping out? She wasn't a Labrador Retriever you know.
4:22 And Zillah, she also bare Tubalcain, an instructer of every artificer in brass and iron: and the sister of Tubalcain was Naamah.
From living as animals to the iron age in two generations, now that's impressive.
And then Cain's over, never to be heard of again.