[Why do you choose to not believe in the fact that is evolution?]
The only 'fact' about evolution is that it is a myth concieved in the bowels of hell by Satan.
[Why would you rather believe in fairy tales?]
No, I do not believe fairy tales. That is why I do not believe in Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, or evolution. It is so strange to me that so many people can look at the world around them, see the evidence of creation, then take a leap of faith to believe such a massive lie.
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when I look around, I see plenty reason to castrate you with a hot rod. Fortunately for you I'm rational
The way he thinks science works: look around you, conceive theory within 3 seconds without thinking it trough, label everyone who disagrees an idiot.
It is so strange to me that so many people can look at the world around them, see the evidence of creation, then take a leap of faith to believe such a massive lie
The Bro sees the "beauty" of creation all around him only because he's never actually looked at the world.
There's a caterpillar that has an appetite for certain plants of the spinach family. The plants have a substance that disrupts metamorphosis, apparently by mimicking an important hormone. So the caterpillar enjoys the plants, but later emerges from the cocoon as a deformed monster instead of a butterfly. Then there's a wasp that likes to eat caterpillars. But the wasp doesn’t eat the caterpillars outright. Instead, it paralyzes them with its sting and lays its eggs in their living bodies. Then the wasp’s larvae eat the caterpillar alive from the inside out. Finally, there's another caterpillar that’s immune to false hormone. If caught by a wasp, it takes postmortem revenge by storing up the hormone mimic in its body. The wasp babies eat it and they become grotesquely deformed, instead. And the Bro thinks God designed this elaborate and sadistic little game for His amusement?
I simply don't understand what they find so offensive about the ToE. I know that believing a bit of science will blow their whole way of life to hell, but this goes past simple disbelief of the theory, into loathing and fear and malevolence.
[Why do you choose to not believe in the fact that is evolution?]
"The only 'fact' about evolution is that it is a myth concieved in the bowels of hell by Satan."
Woo, very colorful phrasing for such a dull guy, BR.
[Why would you rather believe in fairy tales?]
"No, I do not believe fairy tales."
Check again, BR.
"That is why I do not believe in Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, or evolution. It is so strange to me that so many people can look at the world around them, see the evidence of creation, then take a leap of faith to believe such a massive lie."
It's so strange that you keep asserting that the ToE is untrue when it has mountains of good, solid evidence backing it up, and that your Bible stories are true when they have essentially no credible evidence supporting them.
Without any leap of faith being necessary, I have concluded that you are fucktarded.
No, I do not believe fairy tales.
Just good, solid facts like magic sky men who poofed everything into being, right? That makes much better sense than good, solid science.
DNA, Fossiles, what do you need, man?, Creation, ok, in which way does it equate with two nude guys and a speaking snake?
Explain natural selection observed in bacteria that can be reproduced and verified by anyone with a microscope, petri dish, bacterial cultures, and antibiotics.
Oh, please. Show me this evidence.
I look at him, and see good motive to holocaust the christians.
Too bad my faith don't allow it.
Ps. It says nothing about harrassment!
"a myth concieved in the bowels of hell by Satan."
WOW, a myth concieved in a mythical place by a mythical creature, you don't get much more mythy than that. I'm convinced.
Confused?
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