Athiests are arrogant and condescending, that's why NOBODY wants to be one, except the worst of the worst.
You're SURE there's no God, like your racist buddy Darwin, comrade Stalin, and your good buddy Fidel.
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Or that worthless, good-for-nothing, Carl Sagan, or that two-timing ne'er-do-well Dr. James Watson, and of course Arthur C. Clarke and Ernest Hemingway...what did they ever do to amount to anything?
Darwin? Racist?
Athiests are arrogant... ...and condescending...
Right, because we tell everyone that they're criminals, we tell everyone that they're worthless unless they believe that Jesus gives them value, and we aren't shy about telling everyone that they're scum unless they agree with us. Oh, wait, my bad. That's the Christians again.
...that's why NOBODY wants to be one...
I admit, I don't want to be an atheist. I simply have to be one, given the total lack of evidence for any god. If there was evidence that a loving god existed, I would be quite happy about it. (Note: The Christian god does not fit that description.) I really want there to be a loving god, but I have the rationality to know that things aren't true solely because I wish they were.
...except the worst of the worst.
Like the people who started the Crusades? The ones who performed the "witch burnings?" The ones who killed the people of a great many countries? The ones currently forcing their opinions onto everyone? Oh, wait, those are all Christians.
You're SURE there's no God...
No, I am not "sure there's no god." I am sure that the Christian god doesn't exist; the Christian god is all-powerful and all-knowing, and is just but sends people to hell; since he possesses two pairs of mutually contradictory qualities, he cannot exist. However, I wouldn't say "I am sure no gods exist." I'm an ignostic; the question "Does a god exist?" is meaningless, because the term "god" is undefined. It would be like asking "Does a bludge exist?"
...like your racist buddy Darwin, comrade Stalin, and your good buddy Fidel.
Yeah, yeah. Let's just get it over with.
1. Charles Darwin wasn't an atheist. He was a racist, but so was everyone else at the time. Darwin was opposed to slavery. Your god is extremely racist; he orders genocide against other races in the BuyBull.
2. Stalin is not my "comrade." No one likes him, for the most part. He was an atheist, yes, but he also believed the sky was blue. If all atheists are bad because Stalin was an atheist, then surely all blue-sky believers, round-earthers, and wet-waterers are also bad for the same reason.
3. See (2), replacing "Stalin" with "Fidel."
Papabear & Co. - Proudly being being the worst of the worst since 1968. No god too large or too small to be disbelieved.
Well, I'll admit that I'm both arrogant and condescending, but I was like that when I called myself Christian, too.
Atheists aren't evil. it's the people who follow what the bible says that are evil.for his time . But many people fail to place hostorical context on events that happened in the past.
Well, if you must know, I am sure that God exists.
NOBODY wants to be one, except the worst of the worst. http://www.celebatheists.com/ )
Tak, have you ever posted at RenewAmerica?
Nicely done, Maronan! Beautifully put.THAT'S arrogant and condescending!
~David D.G.
Berny,
Ahhh I thought Darwin was racist, trying to segregate all those species...dirty bastard. I guess all the hatred of Jews (P.S. Jesus was one), ethnic minorities and anyone who doesn't suck God's, I'm assuming large, testicles is fine. You make about as much sense as why people like you are allowed to live, let alone reproduce. Go do us a favour, get a blunt instrument and hack at your genitals. This is for the benefit of the gene pool.
I remember the first time I conquered Africa and North America, treated their populations like dogs, enslaved many ... oh wait, that wasn't the atheists.
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Yes, we atheists are the ones who advocate killing, imprisoning, deporting and even nuking everyone who isn't exactly like us. Not.
I have to admit that fundies' child-like beliefs make it hard sometimes not to be condescending, but if they had any idea of how absurd they sound they might concede the point a little.
Oh, and without actually being able to prove it (because that would be impossible), I'm pretty darned sure that there is no God. Not your God, and not any of the myriad others that humans have been inventing since they developed the mental capacity to do so.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edward_John_Eyre
"As Governor of the Colony, Eyre, fearful of an island wide uprising, brutally suppressed the Morant Bay Rebellion, and had many black peasants killed. Hundreds were flogged. He also authorised the execution of George William Gordon, a mixed-race colonial assemblyman who was suspected of involvement in the rebellion.Charles Darwin , Frederic Harrison, Thomas Hughes, Thomas Huxley, John Tyndall, and Herbert Spencer)."
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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