["Which part of evolution says we evolved from rocks?"]
Not rocks, dammit...lightening hitting a mud puddle!!!!
Yep, that's how it happened. Lightening hit a mud puddle, then came dinosaurs and other weird shit like crocoducks, and then Adam and Eve. Right from that mud puddle. The puddle was in New Jersey, but Adam and Eve moved because they didn't like the neighborhood.
Yep, I believe that all right. Mud puddle. Lightning. Us.
See? Evolutionary theory made easy!
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