[what's the difference between a psycho ward and church again???]
Yes Satan attacks us all out of nowhere. He knows when I am awake I am strong and he often tries to get me in my dreams. There have been times I have had to wake myself up and rebuke him. Let me tell you that satan is out to seek kill and destroy. We have to fight! He is not worth it!
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So, no difference at all, then.
Right.
Got it. *makes note and quietly backs away*
Apparently Satan is only after you, so I have nothing to worry about. You have to go to sleep sometime, heh heh heh, are you sure it isn't Freddie Kreuger?
I actually dreamed about a coven of fairly pathetic satanists last night, who were worshiping a bunch of demons I've never actually heard of.
I've either got to stop reading this fundy crap or stop eating spicy food late at night.
The entire fucking thread is like that.
Just because you guys have a nocturnal dream emission about her, it doesn't mean you're gay!
You do know that satan only tempts the people who are already corrupted
What does that dsy
Yes Satan attacks us all out of nowhere. He knows when I am awake I am strong and he often tries to get me in my dreams. There have been times I have had to wake myself up and rebuke him. Let me tell you that satan is out to seek kill and destroy. We have to fight! He is not worth it!
This reminds me of when I had to spend a little time in a Special Needs Unit shortly after being Baker Acted and diagnosed as Bipolar (Manic-Depressive). I was locked in a room 23 1/2 hours a day with a guy who swore blind that the military had put microchips in his brain and they controlled his every action and thought. (To be entirely fair to him though, he did share his chocolate chip brownie with me.)
What you're saying makes only slightly less sense than his assertions.
I think he means Santa. "He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake."
Or maybe, Santana. "Black Magic Woman."
Who knows, man, who knows.
I like how the original question wasn't answered at all, therefore proving that there's very little, if any, difference.
*wakes up from a nightmare* OMG SATAN!! GTFO!!
CORRECTION:
That's the weirdest euphemism for a sex dream/midnight rub I've ever read.
Way to go, Bianca. Call me.
The difference would be that in a psychiatric hospital, psychosis is treated, whereas in church, it's encouraged.
Oh yes, wake up and rebuke Satan, girl! Rebuke him by yelling "Jesus Christ...oh my God...Ah yes Jesus... ah yes...hallelujah, I'm coming lord, I'm a-coming".
I have one advice for you Bianca; go out to one of those shops that make you blush as you hurry past them whilst casting anxious glances inside. This time though, I want you to go inside and get yourself a little something that runs on batteries (my girlfriend has a neat black one with a sort of g-spot hook on the end that runs on two AA batteries, and it really seems to do the trick). You'll find that you end up less stressed, less anxious and far better suited to deal with the stresses of everyday life.
Good luck.
So, he´s so powerfull to do all that but if you rebuke him, for some unknown reason, he´s soooo weak. That´s how supperstition works.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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