[On whether Jazz is Satanic]
Yes,the Bible does say to praise the Lord but it says in psalms and spiritual hymns. Jazz in niether one of those two. Jazz is evil and things pertaining to evil we should stay away from.
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The Babble also says to "make a joyful noise." There's no more joyful a noise than jazz.
...and I'm sure she listens to Christian Rock, which has it's roots in rock, which has it's roots in R&B, which owes much to Jazz.
Jazz: more dangerous than war, poverty, disease, and violent crime put together.
Yes,the Bible does say to praise the Lord but it says in psalms and spiritual hymns. Jazz in niether one of those two. Jazz is evil
I agree. Jazz is not holy at all. It is far too good music to be holy. (Not to mention it probably had deep roots in brothels and whatnot.)A Love Supreme shows. But spirituality is not necessarily "holy," praise all.
So yeah, no qualms about your assessment about it not being holy. Just your ridiculous idea that it is of a fantasy creature called Satan.
I agree. Jazz is not holy at all. It is far too good music to be holy. (Not to mention it probably had deep roots in brothels and whatnot.)A Love Supreme shows. But spirituality is not necessarily "holy," praise all.
So yeah, no qualms about your assessment about it not being holy. Just your ridiculous idea that it is of a fantasy creature called Satan.
Thank you, central scrutinizer:
@ The Jamo: Sitting, praying, reading the Bible, going to Church, and waiting for the Raputre are all un-Satanic.
Dear Kirsten,
I doubt that they had hymns in the day of , let's pick a nice one, king David. Do you know how he celebrated? He danced around with a tambourine in his hands, even his wife told him that he was making a fool of himself. Did he care? No he didn't. (or was this Solomon?)
Well, so much for Duke Ellington and his Sacred Music, then.
Every music nowadays then, is satanic. Your life is very pathetic, because, you know, you can´t live in a dessert with a tent any longer.
Yeah, you do that, stay away from all things evil. Like nakedness. The bibble says being naked is evil.all naked?
Flee! Flee from the evil nakedness!
@ Tiny Bulcher: It's based on a quote ("This one time at band camp") from American Pie. I haven't seen it yet, but I've heard the quote dozens of times.
Jazz isn't satanic unless you count Smooth Jazz, which is clearly the work of the devil. Call Dizzy or Charlie Parker satanic and you'll have to answer to the bebop gods, though (and those boys can put a whoopin on you once they sober up).
Hey, guys, what do you mean, jazz isn't satanic? Have you guys ever tried to harmonize with that stuff? It's freakin' TOUGH!
Psalms also says to praise the Lord with the lyre, the harp, the tamborine, and *gasp* holy friggin' cow...THE TRUMPET!!!
@Papa Bear and Adrian:
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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