["parodying" atheists]
GRRR Dr. Hovind, me is a mad athest, darn you for disproving mine theory. I be so angwy, that insted uf opining my mind, i am gunna continue to lye about evolution and make websights that lie about you.
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Writing in the style typical of fundies, as we've seen so often at FSTDT, is a stupid way to attempt to parody atheists. Therefore, I conclude that Brandon is stupid.
GRRR reel syuntists, me is a mad chirstain, darn you for disproving mine theory. I be so angwy, that insted uf opining my mind, i am gunna continue to lye about creation and make websights that lie about you.
There, fixed.
Wow, that sure took a lot of work. Are you feeling better now, Brandon? Gonna show all your friends how you mocked those darn evil atheists? Mockery being the best way to win an argument, or so Jebus must have said.
This is a parody of atheists? Let's see; poor spelling, emotion, insistence on remaining closed-minded, continuing to push their beliefs after being disproven... If this is a parody of atheists, fundies must spend most of their time parodying themselves!
And this is why Poe's law doesn't apply to atheists, I s'pose. I'm not saying it's not possible to make a parody of atheists so subtle you can't tell it from the right thing, but it's not something we see all that often.
*facepalm*
Right, I'd like to see that Dr. Dino and that "cute fundie" in an open debate against a couple of biologists, then again total humiliations make me feel bad for the loser party... but maybe not this time.
GRRR? Is that anything like DRRR? (By the way, Durarara is a pretty good anime. Recommended watch on my list, and Izaya is badass.)
Also, Cutest Fundie nth'd.
Initially, I thought it was pretty fair spelling, for a fundie. Sort of run-of-the-mill. ;-)
@Maronan
... fundies must spend most of their time parodying themselves!
It's awfully hard, sometimes, to tell whether they are or not. But that's what POE is all about.
Nobody can make them look any worse than they do, themselves.
“GRRR”
DOn’t quote my teddy bear if you don’t mean it.
“Dr. Hovind, me is a mad athest,”
But not SO mad as to remove his bullshit title of ‘doctor?’ Huh.
“darn you for disproving mine theory.”
Mine theory? Mine theory is that I don’t believe in gods. Let me check. Nope! I don’t believe in gods. Theory tested, proves sound.
Hovind couldn’t disprove a fallacy.
“I be so angwy, that insted uf opining my mind, i am gunna continue to lye about evolution and make websights that lie about you.”
No need to lie about Hovind, just point out all his lies.
And Hovind IS the one lying about evolutionary theory.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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