The Tapir is an odd-toed ungulate. Male members are commonly considered to be gigachads among mancels because they tend to have a penis that is as long as the length of its body. It is the biggest dickmogger of all mammals.
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It is the biggest dickmogger of all
Do not under any circumstances Google 'Argentina Lake Duck'.
But you know the OP will.
On his own head be it...!
So an incel's idea of the ultimate "Chad" critter is....rather than something cool like a lion or wolf....is some weird pudgy little elephant-pig looking thing....
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....This oughta be surprising news for Mark The Tapir (who resembled a certain Autistic incel).
IT'S CHRIS-CHAD!
Hey! Let's see what happens when someone shows the OP female hyenas and their very phallic-appearing...."bits".
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@Anon-e-moose
I don't wanna google if it's a gross-out "shock" image but....give us a quick description of "Argentinean Lake Duck" so we don't stupidly get killed by our curiosity.
@SpukiKitty
Well, the OP had better not Google 'Argentine Lake Duck' as it would rape his entire 'argument' to death.
Basically, the male duck has a penis far longer than it's body: just the biomechanics of that alone is staggering enough.
Normally I would joke that incels are desperate enough to actually think about fucking animals...
But somehow I think if I search this site a bit I would find some quotes from incels actually looking to fuck animals.
@Hugh G Rection
Reminds me of that classic graffiti:
'I am 12 inches long and 3 inches wide'
...and written underneath by someone else:
'Really? And how big is your dick?! '
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Erm, have you EVER talked to a real-life woman? Ever seen a picture of the female genital anatomy? The vagina is not a bottom-less hole, and the feeling in it is limited. A baby is supposed to be pushed through it, ya know; if it had lots of sensitive spots, women would die of pain and/or orgasm during child-birth.
Girth is what you want, not lenght. Oh, and it's still not the size that matters, it's what you do with it (and with the tongue and fingers) that matters.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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